A limerick. For no real reason.

Just because…

Once a vet, quite the lover of rats,

mice and gerbils, but not fond of cats

Made a fine pair of mittens

from some cute persian kittens

and a tabby he made into hats

Tuesday Limerick

My least favourite day…

Quite surprised, turned out Kate was a squirter

But only if Ted said he’d hurt her

Straps and chains, pegs and whips

Made it shoot ‘twixt her lips

And her nipples got so so much perter.