Tuesday Limerick

My least favourite day…

Quite surprised, turned out Kate was a squirter

But only if Ted said he’d hurt her

Straps and chains, pegs and whips

Made it shoot ‘twixt her lips

And her nipples got so so much perter.



Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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