Pyromaniac nympho Melinda
snagged a willing young fellow from Tinder
as she reached for the lube
candle fell on his pubes
burnt his scrotum and knob to a cinder
And yet another one of these
So be careful okay. Don’t say you weren’t warned
So be careful okay. Don’t say you weren’t warned
Pyromaniac nympho Melinda
snagged a willing young fellow from Tinder
as she reached for the lube
candle fell on his pubes
burnt his scrotum and knob to a cinder
Afterwards 
Jesus… Bad day
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Horrendous! I love it! Just sitting here chuckling to myself.
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Thank u kindly 🙂
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I’m still not getting the depression tag with these. LOL! Crazy!
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lol no 🙂
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no idea myself. Not sure how it got there I don’t really think these things through
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No, not you, lol. The subject of your limerick.
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God can you imagine the poor bugger that was the subject of my limericks
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Hahahahahahahaha, like I said… Bad day. Lol.
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Right.
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haha like it! 😛
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Thank you muchly 🙂
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Ouch, that had to hurt!
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Be fire safe kids!
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Ouch!
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It only hurts the first time…after that, you don’t feel a thing! Ha!
Mona
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