Tag: valentine

A philandering chap with a mistress

Took another, then two more at Christmas

Dirty threesome in May

Then for June he turned gay

He got aids, gonorrhoea and syphilis

Lonely farmer, long nights, all alone

watched hot animal vids on his phone

he succumbed to desire

as lambs set him afire

and the squealing pigs so made him moan

 

 

 

 

handsome chap, sexual health, regards not

Hookers, men, women, wives, banged the lot

quite a shock, he found out

caught aids, siph, clap and gout

now he’s dead, decomposed, not so hot

 

 

A geologist thrilled by erosion

ox bow lakes, sedimentary corrosion

quite turned on by ablation

or a wet river basin

limestone layers cause trouser explosion

 

 

A new love, mid act of sweet love making

Said “Oh babe yeah so hot, god I’m shaking”

“Not a chance” she replied

“You dont touch either side

now get off ‘cos I’m done with my faking”