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Saturday Limerick.

What a year indeed…

Saturday Limerick.

A philandering chap with a mistress

Took another, then two more at Christmas

Dirty threesome in May

Then for June he turned gay

He got aids, gonorrhoea and syphilis

Author MichaelPosted on January 30, 2021Categories limericksTags bacon, faith, food, limerick, orgasm, sex, valentine6 Comments on Saturday Limerick.

Hey you. Got another limerick for you.

nasty nasty nasty

Hey you.  Got another limerick for you.

Lonely farmer, long nights, all alone

watched hot animal vids on his phone

he succumbed to desire

as lambs set him afire

and the squealing pigs so made him moan

 

 

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on February 18, 2019Categories limericksTags bacon, faith, food, limerick, orgasm, sex, valentine1 Comment on Hey you. Got another limerick for you.

Hey. Psst. Got a dirty limerick for you.

It’s just one. It will be fine. No one will know trust me…

Hey.  Psst.  Got a dirty limerick for you.

handsome chap, sexual health, regards not

Hookers, men, women, wives, banged the lot

quite a shock, he found out

caught aids, siph, clap and gout

now he’s dead, decomposed, not so hot

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on February 17, 2019February 16, 2019Categories limericksTags bacon, faith, food, limerick, orgasm, sex, valentineLeave a comment on Hey. Psst. Got a dirty limerick for you.

Friday Limerick.

Hard as the rock he so loves

Friday Limerick.

A geologist thrilled by erosion

ox bow lakes, sedimentary corrosion

quite turned on by ablation

or a wet river basin

limestone layers cause trouser explosion

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on February 15, 2019Categories limericksTags bacon, faith, food, limerick, orgasm, sex, valentine5 Comments on Friday Limerick.

Sweet lovin’ limerick.

For that special someone

Sweet lovin’ limerick.

A new love, mid act of sweet love making

Said “Oh babe yeah so hot, god I’m shaking”

“Not a chance” she replied

“You dont touch either side

now get off ‘cos I’m done with my faking”

 

 

Author MichaelPosted on February 14, 2019February 13, 2019Categories limericksTags bacon, faith, food, limerick, orgasm, sex, valentine6 Comments on Sweet lovin’ limerick.

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