Once a muslim chap who so loved bacon
So much so that it left his faith shaken
How in god could be trust
When for chops he did lust
And roast gammon…it left him a quakin’
Mmmmm bacon….
Once a muslim chap who so loved bacon
So much so that it left his faith shaken
How in god could be trust
When for chops he did lust
And roast gammon…it left him a quakin’