Screw you haiku

Canine shenannigans

Garden flourishing

Vile canine defecator

Rockery shitter

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So you know I got me a hound right? Well if not I did. Gorgeous little lab. Anyway, turns out despite having plenty of places to relieve himself he has become obsessed with befouling my beautiful lockdown rockery I worked so hard at.

This lovely little bouncing befouler seems hell bent on declining the offer of a whole selection of suitable defecation options in favour of besmirching my succulents.

Were working through it and I am not quite sure who will win to be honest. He already massacred one of my delicate alpines in a most upsetting manner after he had a few too many treats which agitated his tummy so 1-0 to him I guess.

On the upside though I did discover a hidden benefit of dog ownership when I got to the shop without a mask. Three poo bags tied around my head did the job nicely. Down side though was that I nearly bloody suffocated for the sake of toilet roll and a sliced loaf.

Happy days

Introducing Theodore Rufus Doggington the 1st

or Teddy for short…

After 4 years of nagging by the youngest blonde child we were eventually worn down and last week we brought home our new puppy. He’s the cutest little fox red Labrador retriever and despite being very much against having one Im rather enjoying him…