An animal lovers Tuesday limerick.

Not one of my better ones but it’ll do. Not like there are loads of bestiality limericks out there to compare it to…

A compassionate vet from Uganda

Stroked a cat whilst sat on his veranda

Took his love just too far

Touched a dog in his car

Now gives hand jobs to monkeys and panda

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael

5 thoughts on “An animal lovers Tuesday limerick.”

80smetalman says:

June 29, 2021 at 3:15 pm

Excellent one!

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Anonymous says:

June 29, 2021 at 5:18 pm

You always make us laugh. Every.single.time…

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Michael says:

June 30, 2021 at 7:03 am

Always a pleasure 🙂 Gotta laugh at something right else where would we be.

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dronstadblog says:

July 1, 2021 at 2:40 pm

I’ll have to check on the origin of the word veranda because I use the same word in my native language for the same thing. Jesus, this limerick was brutal. 😀

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Michael says:

July 1, 2021 at 2:42 pm

Haha. Theyre all quite awful really

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