A Friday Limerick.

Friday! Result!

Once a devoted girfriend named Julie

Vowed to love her beau, madly and truly

But when out on the town

Knickers soon were pulled down

On the vodka quite wild and unruly.

A Thursday Limerick.

Not to everyone’s liking I am sure.

There once was a fellow called Jesus

Connoisseur of the finest of cheeses

“Bring some Brie” he’d insist

“I’ll make wine, we’ll get pissed”

Red, white, rose – whatever he pleases.

A Tuesday Limerick.

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday. Actually scratch that. perfectly suited for a Tuesday.

Christian couple in love, most appealing

Was desire but they fought it, prayed kneeling

Waited patient ’till wed

In Christ’s love took to bed

Balls so blue when he came, hit the ceiling.