And yet another Limerick.

Ooh excuse me

A legumephile lady of Queens

Just could not get enough of the beans

Kidney, Fava and more so

Haricot, Black and Pinto

Flatulent, blew a hole in her jeans.

 

A Friday Limerick.

Friday! Result!

Once a devoted girfriend named Julie

Vowed to love her beau, madly and truly

But when out on the town

Knickers soon were pulled down

On the vodka quite wild and unruly.

A Tuesday Limerick.

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday. Actually scratch that. perfectly suited for a Tuesday.

Christian couple in love, most appealing

Was desire but they fought it, prayed kneeling

Waited patient ’till wed

In Christ’s love took to bed

Balls so blue when he came, hit the ceiling.