Once a fine undertaker named Pete
Had a secret, though kept it discrete
Until caught late one night
Cleaner shaken, the sight
Of him rubbing himself on dead feet.
A Monday Limerick.
And yet another lost in drafts…
And yet another lost in drafts…
Once a fine undertaker named Pete
Had a secret, though kept it discrete
Until caught late one night
Cleaner shaken, the sight
Of him rubbing himself on dead feet.
Afterwards 
Wondered frugal Pete……..
with all those stinky dead feet
at his command,
why use his hand?
And as for the Cleaner, tho lame
at first shaken grew tame, then
eagerly joined Pete in his game.
For tis best to be said
while tending the dead
a corpse in the bed
is worth two in the head.
yur a nut, Michael.
Keep it up!!!
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Ha thats brilliant! You’ve a knack for it!
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