A Monday Limerick.

And yet another lost in drafts…

Once a fine undertaker named Pete

Had a secret, though kept it discrete

Until caught late one night

Cleaner shaken, the sight

Of him rubbing himself on dead feet.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

2 thoughts on “A Monday Limerick.”

  1. Wondered frugal Pete……..
    with all those stinky dead feet
    at his command,
    why use his hand?

    And as for the Cleaner, tho lame
    at first shaken grew tame, then
    eagerly joined Pete in his game.

    For tis best to be said
    while tending the dead
    a corpse in the bed
    is worth two in the head.

    yur a nut, Michael.

    Keep it up!!!

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