And yet another Limerick.

Ooh excuse me

A legumephile lady of Queens

Just could not get enough of the beans

Kidney, Fava and more so

Haricot, Black and Pinto

Flatulent, blew a hole in her jeans.

 

Another Friday Limerick.

Friday! Result!

Lonely fellow from North of the border

Bought his ladies online, made to order

Silicone lips and tits

Plastic nipples and clits

arse cheeks plump, narrow waist, shoulders broader

A Tuesday Limerick.

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday. Actually scratch that. perfectly suited for a Tuesday.

Christian couple in love, most appealing

Was desire but they fought it, prayed kneeling

Waited patient ’till wed

In Christ’s love took to bed

Balls so blue when he came, hit the ceiling.