An inappropriate Limerick.

Aren’t they the best type?

Forgetful chap who was inclined

To place objects inside his behind

Ended up youtube famous

For his cavernous anus

Left him gaping, but he did not mind

And yet another Limerick.

Ooh excuse me

A legumephile lady of Queens

Just could not get enough of the beans

Kidney, Fava and more so

Haricot, Black and Pinto

Flatulent, blew a hole in her jeans.

 

A Tuesday Limerick.

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday. Actually scratch that. perfectly suited for a Tuesday.

Christian couple in love, most appealing

Was desire but they fought it, prayed kneeling

Waited patient ’till wed

In Christ’s love took to bed

Balls so blue when he came, hit the ceiling.