Another Friday Limerick.

Friday! Result!

Lonely fellow from North of the border

Bought his ladies online, made to order

Silicone lips and tits

Plastic nipples and clits

arse cheeks plump, narrow waist, shoulders broader

A Friday Limerick.

Friday! Result!

Once a devoted girfriend named Julie

Vowed to love her beau, madly and truly

But when out on the town

Knickers soon were pulled down

On the vodka quite wild and unruly.

A Tuesday Limerick.

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday. Actually scratch that. perfectly suited for a Tuesday.

Christian couple in love, most appealing

Was desire but they fought it, prayed kneeling

Waited patient ’till wed

In Christ’s love took to bed

Balls so blue when he came, hit the ceiling.