Yet another Limerick.

It’s Friday. Why not.

A food fetish fan from Bermuda

Had a wife but he wanted one ruder

Who’d rub guac on his nips

Place asparagus tips

Deep inside him then smear him in gouda.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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