Screw you haiku vol 2

Just back from the pub and I have a little time to do some scribbling so will permit myself some whimsical haiku given how I enjoyed doing the previous ones.

You can read those here:

Brought up on a farm

Solitude drives him to drink

Tried to milk a pig

Cannot resist cake

Man boobs sweating in summer

Next week I diet

Big fight with the wife

Mother in law comes to town

Sorry must work late

Caesaren birth

Peeking beyond the curtain

Threw up in my mouth

New baby new dad

How did he make all of that !?!?

Fetch me the hose pipe




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