July 29, 2017

Screw you haiku vol 2

Just back from the pub and I have a little time to do some scribbling so will permit myself some whimsical haiku given how I enjoyed doing the previous ones.

You can read those here:

Brought up on a farm

Solitude drives him to drink

Tried to milk a pig

Cannot resist cake

Man boobs sweating in summer

Next week I diet

Big fight with the wife

Mother in law comes to town

Sorry must work late

Caesaren birth

Peeking beyond the curtain

Threw up in my mouth

New baby new dad

How did he make all of that !?!?

Fetch me the hose pipe




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Join the conversation! 8 Comments

  1. Your haikus are very inspiring and amusing.


  2. […] Hmmm…not sure I’m cut out for serious endeavours such as this…you can read about my previous encounter with the traditional haiku here. […]


  3. […] volume 1 and volume 2 click on the clicky […]



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About Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation.