Naturist moved in
insistent on dancing nude
Police at the door
Another of these. I’d just pass it by to be honest.
Naturist moved in
insistent on dancing nude
Police at the door
Well it was when I set out…
sun slowly fading
first signs of autumn changes
dog shit ‘neath the leaves
Okay so I started trying to do a proper one but mostly I am then just drawn to images of leaves on the ground and we all know what leaves on the ground means right? No? It means dog shit hidden by leaves. You cant go running through the leaves and kicking them playfully anymore for fear of whipping up a Doberman turd into the face of a passing child or being late for school because you have to head back home to clean the crap out of the kids school shoes.
No, I am not ready for Autumn yet because it will inevitably make me grumpy and complain about dog owners a lot and it has so been a pleasant summer.
Sorry that’s a bit fake isn’t it. I’m trying to be positive…
Left curtains open
danced like nobody’s watching
awkward neighbour stares
Actually I think it’s still the middle of the night. Oh well.
Hot throes of passion
unbridled…unprotected
dull family sedan
It happened yesterday briefly and It was a curious thing indeed after not seeing it since the 16th of June.
what madness is this
Moisture falling from the sky
it has been a while
Revisiting a favourite topic. Beige leg coverings.
Dying for the loo
I better sit down to pee
Im wearing beige shorts
Again I apologise to all of the Japanese
yummy vindaloo
Arse like a Japanese flag
next time go for mild
B.Y.O.B
Fireworks and fake news
fun migrant fuelled barbecue
jugs of mothers tears
There is surely nothing worse
didn’t stop alarm
falls out of bed, showered, dressed
bollocks it’s sunday!
I apologise to all of the Japanese
Babies first bath time
Somebody grab a towel
Code BROWN, code BROWN. Gag…
Alas it will be more of the same this month 🙂
Early night? Yes please
but lo! The 3am curse
damned old mans bladder
Should have gone to Spec Savers.
across crowded room
attraction and nice from far
close up far from nice
Almost a proper one…soooo close.
Summer crowns the day
and lush the earth green laid bare
Great, best mow AGAIN
It was from the sink I swear
Urinal splashback
onto beige linen trousers
Groin to hand dryer
It is bloody warm here today and it was not wise to do a load of gardening.
everything sweaty
cant stand to be near myself
making myself gag
Lord of all he surveys
Don, king of ‘Murca
Hands on hips legs akimbo
Knee deep in orphans
A most unpleasant image
Urine stained POTUS
masturbates into a sock
naked on his desk
I know it’s wrong and inappropriate but it might be true and I know this says a lot about me but I find the image hilarious and sometimes you just have to laugh you know.
It did originally read:
Urine stained POTUS
masturbates into a sock
On a pile of orphans
But the last line has one too many syllables. I know, It’s a waste of a good sock too!
These are actually Senryu I believe. Oh well. No one got hurt in the making of it.
Footloose, fancy free
the life of the singleton
cries into her wine
If he liked it that is….
procrastinated
from the back of a Harley
she waved her goodbyes
Won’t take long
I’d bet my right moob
that a thin and crispy base
means diet pizza
It almost nearly just about kind of maybe works…
Family occasion
so good to see everyone
…five minutes – I’m done
It almost nearly just about kind of maybe works…
Hot kung Pao Chicken
Funny, not seen the owners
dog in quite a while
Blink and it’s gone
Presentation, go
confident and feeling good
Oh bugger, zip’s down…
All creatures great and small
Good lord’s creation
all things bright and beautiful
a spider, kill it!
just do it!
Not an easy thing really is it. I mean what hasn’t already been said or done? What idea hasn’t been explored time and time again and how many blogs already do something very similar to the one you just created.
You know what, I haven’t been doing this for long so I am hardly in a position to give advice but Im going to. Just keep going at it, as hard as you can because most people are really lazy buggers with no stamina at all and they will probably give up at some point.
You don’t have to be the first to do something or even the best, sometimes working hard and sticking to your guns and not being lazy will get you somewhere. And if that doesn’t work then maybe you’re just not very good at it and need to try something else but at least you tried and that’s more than most people do because a lot of people are just pointless and the world wouldn’t miss them if they were gone.
But not you. You’re special because you’re reading this and somewhere out there are people who want to hear your voice.
Michael
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