A disturbing haiku before bed?

Urine stained POTUS

masturbates into a sock

naked on his desk

---

I know it’s wrong and inappropriate but it might be true and I know this says a lot about me but I find the image hilarious and sometimes you just have to laugh you know.

It did originally read:

 

Urine stained POTUS

masturbates into a sock

On a pile of orphans

 

But the last line has one too many syllables.  I know, It’s a waste of a good sock too!