haiku – Page 4 – Afterwards

Yup, Screw you haiku

Only faith and hopes

Does span the bridge of excess

When yule tide passes

Screw you haiku

A lesson in the importance of being sensitive

She, orphaned at birth

Revealed, he comforts with sex

Moderate language

Haiku for you!

Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time! All credit goes to Prince on this. R.I.P

If you know, you know…

Anticipation

Satisfaction guaranteed

Cruel reality

A new year haiku!

Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time!

A renewed focus

Transformative targets

Determination

Fetish Haiku – B is for Bondage

Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…

Tied self to bed frame

Cuts off the circulation

passed out, lost a hand

Bondage – to bind. It’s right there in the word,

Fetish Haiku – A is for Acrotomophilia

Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…

In Fingerless gloves

Through absence of feet aroused

Smooth, sensual stumps

Acrotomophilia – Arousal to amputees

To be honest I have heard of this one. Apparently some people (and by that I mean men. Pretty much it’s always men right….) Anyway, there’s some good money to be made from rubs from stubs. That what my research leads me to believe.

I need to burn my computer now because I should have known better than to google ‘weird kinks’) whilst not in incognito mode… Okay so I clicked a few links. I’m just naturally curious!

Yeah screw you haiku!

Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time!

Relationships change

Communication, the key

Changing desires

Screw you haiku

Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one post at a time

Calorie controlled

Positive about the change

Trousers must have shrunk

Screw you haiku

Defiling Japanese poetry one picture at a time.

Bleak isolation

Flowery lady garden

Ever worlds apart

Screw you haiku

Ruining Japanese poetry one drawing at a time

Time marches forward

Hearts once one, separated

Distance between us

Screw you haiku – Lockdown special

Defiling Japanese poetry one drawing at a time.

To pass unhindered

Where once we trod so freely

Now inhibited

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Defiling Japanese poetry one drawing at a time

Unbridled passion

Anticipation, cut short

Blissful moment lost

Screw you haiku

Defiling Japanese poetry one drawing at a time

Tender on the lips
Living in sweet denial
Truth revealed in time

Another limerick…meh

With a sunday feel…

A God fearing hooker Celeste

Who on her knees would confess

Let the cleansing begin

Of her mouth full of sin

And that massive big load off her chest

Screw you haiku

Canine shenannigans

Garden flourishing

Vile canine defecator

Rockery shitter

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So you know I got me a hound right? Well if not I did. Gorgeous little lab. Anyway, turns out despite having plenty of places to relieve himself he has become obsessed with befouling my beautiful lockdown rockery I worked so hard at.

This lovely little bouncing befouler seems hell bent on declining the offer of a whole selection of suitable defecation options in favour of besmirching my succulents.

Were working through it and I am not quite sure who will win to be honest. He already massacred one of my delicate alpines in a most upsetting manner after he had a few too many treats which agitated his tummy so 1-0 to him I guess.

On the upside though I did discover a hidden benefit of dog ownership when I got to the shop without a mask. Three poo bags tied around my head did the job nicely. Down side though was that I nearly bloody suffocated for the sake of toilet roll and a sliced loaf.