A whole lotta dog tbh…
























































Stuff from my phone
A whole lotta dog tbh…
Stuff from my phone
So it was my birthday, excessive baking and calories, Harry Potter, an extreme hair cut, dog stuff and Christmas decorations mostly…
Canine shenannigans
Garden flourishing
Vile canine defecator
Rockery shitter
…..
So you know I got me a hound right? Well if not I did. Gorgeous little lab. Anyway, turns out despite having plenty of places to relieve himself he has become obsessed with befouling my beautiful lockdown rockery I worked so hard at.
This lovely little bouncing befouler seems hell bent on declining the offer of a whole selection of suitable defecation options in favour of besmirching my succulents.
Were working through it and I am not quite sure who will win to be honest. He already massacred one of my delicate alpines in a most upsetting manner after he had a few too many treats which agitated his tummy so 1-0 to him I guess.
On the upside though I did discover a hidden benefit of dog ownership when I got to the shop without a mask. Three poo bags tied around my head did the job nicely. Down side though was that I nearly bloody suffocated for the sake of toilet roll and a sliced loaf.
Happy days
Just a few limericks to get them out of my head. Camping, drugs and a couple of perverts are on teh menu today.
Just a couple of quickies…
A supplier of drugs most sublime
said “No ones cokes quite good as mine
and you’ll never go back
once you’ve tasted my crack
and my weed is undoubtedly fine”
There once was a pervert, Jaffar
who with puppies lured kids to his car
he got caught, locked away
and I’m quite glad to say
he got shanked in the showers, hoorah!
There once was a priest from Belize
Who’s penis hung down to his knees
but it only got used
on the boys he abused
gets beat nightly in jail, I’m quite pleased
A handy young camper from Kent
spent his weekends outdoors in a tent
but a wind came on through
ripped his home clean in two
left him soaked and confused, poles quite bent