She, orphaned at birth
Revealed, he comforts with sex
Moderate language

A lesson in the importance of being sensitive
She, orphaned at birth
Revealed, he comforts with sex
Moderate language
Ruining Japanese poetry one drawing at a time
Time marches forward
Hearts once one, separated
Distance between us
Defiling the ancient beauty of Haiku one poem at a time!
Self isolating
Husbands false expectation
wife contacts HR
A warning to try on your jeans once a week
Self Isolating
Mere metres from the fridge
Unrelenting growth
With a flacid whimper
Christmas excess calls
There in the shade does not grow
what was once in light
Another one of these. Art all by my fair hands!
Crisp autumnal days
Filled with rage out on the streets
Dog shit ‘neath the leaves
Shall we? Been sooo long since we did.
Autumn Leaves appear
At last Moobs will stop sweating
Fattie hates summer
Shall we?
Though chasms divide
Hearts long, sweet caress do crave
Such needs unfulfilled
Friday baby yeah!
Scant inhibitions
Do not neglect your hygiene
And scotch guard your couch
Hygiene. It matters.
Angles and filters
Perfect image does portray
Time the truth reveals
A Monday quickie for you
Broadband connected
God’s child once had no wifi
innocence stolen
Hey look leah I found my pen!
asbestos taste buds
faal, hot as satan’s anus
cooling yoghurt dip
Still not sure about these. Harder than they seem I tell ya!
Bright days end furnace
Crimson red and burnished gold
Quenched ‘neath horizon
Still not sure about these. Harder than they seem I tell ya!
silvery mistress
cold caress then turns away
always to return
god I need to work on these…
Just a normal haiku. Makes me feel a little dirty to be honest with you.
Rains turn autmn rust
and withering falll from bough
under foot to die
Oh I really don’t know about that. I even had to google ‘bough’. I mean I had to sit and consider the beauty of nature, how it made me feel, what emotions it evokes. That’s a lot of effort.
Far easier just rhyming Cock, sock and rock for a dirty limerick I reckon.
And screw you Monday too!
Sweet hyperbole
In pursuit of fair romance
oft on deaf ears falls
Hygiene. It matters.
Close and intimate
personal care neglected
Sweet ardour dampened
It’s Saturday here already.
Time brings forgiveness
and oft makes right hearts once wronged
forgiveness once more
Happy Monday everyone!
Two lives become one
familiar, boundries blur
Hearts drifting apart
Ignored sage advice
Never gamble on a fart
Flatulent folly