
A thought…
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Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
hope springs eternal
like magic it inspires
until you give up
Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.
She feels the magic
first impressions electric
and hopes he’s not gay
Hmm no still a bit dour
Walt’s magic kingdom
bringing hope for sick children
a treat before death
Oh I think maybe I should just give up today. There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.
😉
you, yes you…

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Think I need an early night
Okay so not so much a thought as the culmination of many thoughts. Arguments aside over exactly what the best phone is I recently bought me eldest the New Samsung on the basis that he promised to stay off of social media. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and whatever else I may choose to broadly lump into that category. I will then, every couple of years, upgrade him to the newest handset assuming he has stayed off it all.
He happily agreed, and whilst in the future he may not, for now I think it is something worthwhile because I am pretty convinced that the damage done by social media outweighs the benefits. There will be studies I am sure, but I am not basing it on them I am basing it on my experience and the pressure it puts on people and the need to broadcast ones life click by click.
There is an irony in blogging about this I am sure, and my blogs do post to twitter, but it is something I am happy I did because I think the kids will be better people for it in the long run. No one needs to know what he had for tea or where he has just checked in to and he does not need to see only the selective best bits of someone elses life to compare his to.
I’d much prefer he simply lives life than spectates…
Based in fiction obviously
Im not a fan of fundamentalists of any kind these days, and I dont give nearly enough abuse to these foul despicable Jihadi types. Pity there isn’t a hell as it would be nice to imagine them all there gnashing and wailing…

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Based in fiction obviously
I watched the most recent league of Gentlemen and have had Tubbs on my mind very much and this is somewhat driven by that image of her with the pig. If you’ve seen it you know the one. If not you should. Or what about that episode of Black Mirror with the pig. Oh yes that one!

Think I need an early night

scorchio

I don’t mean offence.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Only got one arm?
tell me you were born like that
I need a moment
Hey I don’t mean me there okay just a metaphorical me in the name of the haiku. The more I research this stuff the more bizarre it gets. I get that the heart wants what the heart wants and a very good friend mine, a strapping handsome lad of 6ft plus, is married to a hunchback dwarf. She is lovely and they have been together forever, have a kid and have always seemed very much in love and rather happy.
Now I dont think he’s with her because of the differences though, he doesn’t seem the type of chap. Then again I might not know him at all and he might be a right dirty bastard who only wants her because of her hump and short stature and loves nothing more than twirling her around at the end of a long day.
Hmm. Nah, she wouldnt let him shes rather feisty. And, if it was a proper fetish I reckon he would need more than one hunchback dwarf in his life.
Oh it’s all very confusing.
Teratophilia is the arousal to the congenitally deformed
Think I need an early night
That was a long lon g day. I slept terribly, the cats eventually waking me at 4am after I had stayed up far too late watching ‘Bright’. The eldest went to a sleepover and went to bed at 4 and the youngest went to bed at 3. I said he could watch one tv show in his brothers bed before sleep and forgot about him.
He came down to tell us all about the great TV he had watched at 3 rather wired and a little scared about something creepy but I do not recall what.
We were all reunited at lunchtime to head on a couple of hours drive out to the seaside for the afternoon. We weren’t beyond the end of the street before the younger was crying because of something the other had thrown, the elder professed his hatred for me insisting I should perhaps stop speaking and the wife’s day was already ruined.
I think we just about pulled it back as the day progressed, mostly because the little blighters fell asleep and I heeded the warning I had been given to ‘leave them alone because I just wind them up’.
Families eh 🙂

True story

seriously…
I know this because, in a bit of a stinking mood, I stopped the car to let an old lady cross the road the other day and she gave me such a beaming smile. Admittedly, she was going soooo slowly that if I hadn’t then I would probably have killed her but that’s not the point. Cheered me right up how happy she was and how ridiculously slowly she was walking. You know, she is probably out there now. Hmmm. Oh well, that can be someone else’s good deed..

Think I better cross it…
Bestiality fan from Tibet
Would see kittens, break out in a sweat
She once fondled a puppy
Rubbed her boobs on a guppy
Let a couple of rats make her wet
seriously…

Just a small matter of gender pronouns
young fellow unsure of his sex
found the subject intense, left him vexed
was it her, it or him,
Mr, miss, sir or shim
gender pronouns really are complex
Ready to give up yet?

Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday if you ask me…
A girl name of Kirsty Mcwhirter
great in bed and a bit of a squirter
she would cry out your name
just as if quite in pain
by the noise you would think that you’d hurt her
Drink up before it gets cold.
I have written on the matter of Tea on a number of occasions though it was rather a long time ago and very few people have actually read them. So I am going to rehash these two posts because, as I recall, they were fun and the first also touches on tea-bagging which you dont get to read about every day. The other is about Aliens, and everyone loves aliens right.
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/29/more-tea-vicar/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/27/the-intergalactic-language-of-tea-daily-prompt/
Admit it, you thought it would be about Trump right 😉
Ready to give up yet?

What? I like writing them…change isn’t always good.
Once a vicar quite fond of the whisky
found it made him quite hot and most frisky
one bleak Sunday in Lent
he’s caught pitching a tent
caused some fuss I can tell you , quite risque
That just about sets the tone for 2018 I reckon.
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
I’ll try to singe them…
Deep subcutaneous burns
Can’t kill crabs with fire.
Wisdom, for free

how very awful for you…
Oh sweet Jesus heard you have Ebola
from the trip that you took to Angola
your insides turned to mush
and they ran out your tush
get well soon, but I’m not coming over
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