Wedding cake, poison
nagging secrets of the past
Buried ‘neath patio
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: POISON and PAST
Crass, obvious, insensitive, and vile. Him or the haiku. You decide…
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Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: HERO and COWARD
Crass, obvious, insensitive, and vile. Him or the haiku. You decide…
The coward dances
on the heroes grave and then
fondles the widow
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: REBEL and CHANGE
It’s Monday so must mean another of Ronovan’s prompts.
All change with Donald
A Rebel without a clue
I hope he gets aids
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/08/20/haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-215/
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: TIME and MOVEMENT
It’s Monday so must mean another of Ronovan’s prompts.
Things time makes precious
memories, family, laughter
…regular movements
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: SATES and FUELS
Well that’s wholly inappropriate for any day of the week. Sorry Japan.
Desire overwhelms
sated sanity returns
puts tissues away
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: BRAIN and CLEANSE
Well that’s wholly inappropriate for any day of the week. Sorry Japan.
Colonoscopy
If only there was a way
to cleanse the brain shit
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: WOKE and UP
I took a few liberties there but if you know it you know it and now you’re singing it.
Woke Up, outta bed
dragged a comb across my head.
Not a Beatles fan?
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/16/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-210-wokeup/
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: OLD and DAYS
My mind didn’t stray far from the obvious on this one. This one’s for you Donny.
Remember the days
when you weren’t so old and grey?
No? That cos you’re old.
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/09/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-209-olddays/
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: CHANCE and UNITE
My mind didn’t stray far from the obvious on this one. This one’s for you Donny.
Oh for the sweet chance
to see him re-united
with his dear mother
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: CHILD and SAFE
Sometimes I swear he does these to intentionally bring out the worse in me…
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: BLISS and BRAWN
Ronovan provides the haiku prompts.
The delicious bliss
of sculpted brawn, oh but look
steroid shrunk manhood
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: TYRANT and HOPE
Oh come on how was this going to end any other way. Seriously?
Pissy tanned tyrant
I do so hope you get aids
of the prison type
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Choice and Faith
They said it like it was a bad thing?
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: HOME and FREE
Another Ronovan prompt
Home, where the heart is
care free. Until evicted.
mortgage overdue
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: FRAGILE and HEARTBEAT
Another Ronovan prompt
Heartbeat gentle pounds
fragile thrum and thump each day
then it stops, you die
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: BODY and ART
How could I resist
Hate my body art?
well that works out about right
‘cos I hate your face
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/05/14/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-201-bodyart/
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: IRE and FIRE
How could I resist
He swears faithfulness
She doubts her love, nasty rash
and peeing fire
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/05/07/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-200-irefire/
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: OBSESSED and YOU
I resisted using the word moist…
You love my haiku
Obsessed with it’s tight format
anticipation
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: BEAT and PARTY
I know its inappropriate but you know, as my grandad used to say…worse things happen at sea.
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: FUN and SUN
A cautionary tale
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Shy and Sweet
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
with sweet tender smile
she blossoms no longer shy
as beers she downs
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sneak & Night
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
For some reason this was sRonovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
Loves light calls at night
young heart sneaks in, passions burn
wrong room, fondles mum
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Regal & Hopeful
To be clear, I am a big fan of the Royals.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Sweet Megan Merkel
Hopeful of regal station
with ginger bollocks
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Chance & Equal
Monday means it’s Ronovan time. This one’s for the gold diggers out there. You know who yiou are.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Of sorts.
Two loves – equal chance
the heart decides, can’t be swayed
unless by money…
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Slim & Chance
Let’s keep it simple shall we.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows
One day I’ll be slim
the chance is good I reckon
should I contract aids
Afterwards 