Is it weird to admit that I have something of a plan in mind should there be a zombie apocalypse?
I will admit that for a long time I have been of the mind that the world would certainly benefit from a zombie outbreak outbreak. Maybe it isn’t a full on extinction event but just something to focus people a little and perhaps thin the population. In the past we had wars that would do that but these days war has turned into an almost corporate event and just doesn’t do the job it once did. There was a time when you could also rely on pestilence but again, we seem to mostly have that under control at the moment and as a result (whether directly or not I am yet to decide) It now takes me at least 20 minutes to get to work. There are so many vehicles on the road these days driving in the wrong lane or just generally being annoying that I am pretty sure that with an even low level event that could well be cut to 15 with the resulting thinning of the population.
If there was to be an outbreak I feel pretty good about my chances, and whilst I am not one for squirrelling away supplies or constructing a bolthole in the garden, I do have a plan that I have been putting together over the years. I know where I would get supplies, and I am confident that I could secure the house and surrounding area to keep anything but the most determined brain hungry creature at bay. I have a destination out of town that I know for certain would be a pretty great place to ride out the apocalypse and should I for any reason not be able to get out of the street I know which of the neighbours I need to deal with and in what order to ensure that precious resources aren’t wasted.
And just to be clear, the bloke at number 6 who insists on parking badly…top of my list in case we run particularly low on food.
Anyway,there is more but I am not giving it away. Make your own plan!
Drink up before it gets cold.
I have written on the matter of Tea on a number of occasions though it was rather a long time ago and very few people have actually read them. So I am going to rehash these two posts because, as I recall, they were fun and the first also touches on tea-bagging which you dont get to read about every day. The other is about Aliens, and everyone loves aliens right.
Admit it, you thought it would be about Trump right 😉
Oh 2017, face like a pool of sick and bogies
Oh 2017, face like a pool of sick and bogies
suckling us with your rancid saggy tits
filling our hungry mouths with your curdled filth
Our eyes watering as we gag on your putrid…
Only kidding 🙂
I have really enjoyed this year, despite how it may appear at times. The year isn’t yet out and who knows what today will bring, but when it does close I wont be looking back any regret. As I have gotten older I realise more and more that regret is a steaming bowl of maggoty stew and will only lead to you sat on the loo with your head in the sink praying to Jesus asking him to kill you as your body turns slowly inside out.
Ignore the maggoty stew I say and gorge on the wholesome soup of what could be because it had croutons and delicious chunky bits at the bottom…and it won’t make you shit your pants!
Words to live by! BOOM!
Think of it as a physical version of American Football.
Oddly Rugby hasn’t really come up whilst I have been doing this blog given that it plays such a large role in my life, and always has.
Born in East Hull there is the inevitable link to Hull Kingston Rovers and I remember going to watch them from a very early age. You grow up in Hull and you’re either a Red and White or a Black and White, there is no sitting on the fence, and I was a red and white.
There was something really magical about trips to the games with my Dad and there was such a thrill when I would take the match day programme and try and get player autographs. It’s nearly 35 years ago now but the memories of drinking bovril in the cold remain and there is still a real sense of just how important it was to me all those years ago.
We moved to South Africa in 1981 and rugby is a bit like religion over there, just more important. I loved playing growing up and despite those huge Afrikaaners forever battering us it was there that I grew to love Rugby Union. I am a Northern Transvaal fan at heart still and was fortunate enough to live there in 1995 when the Springboks won the world cup. Talk about fever pitch, the country went berserk and it was truly an amazing thing to witness.
Now I get that it is not everyone’s cup of tea, and the rules can be confusing and there are two types which doesn’t help but there is just something about the game that I love. Whether its the physical nature of the contest I love or the skill, speed and power I do not know, but something in the game just appeals to me. It doesn’t matter what level it is played at I can just watch it because of the sheer pleasure it brings me.
There is a real community, honest and camaraderie about rugby too and it is that side of things I enjoy more and more as I get older. I spend a lot of time doing work for the local club and both my boys play so most weekends are taken up in one form or another with something rugby related.
Hmm. You know this might be the most bland and sensible thing I have ever written. You know, that must show just how serious I take it. I think I will stop right there because I feel very grown up suddenly and I seem to be an awful bore when I’m serious about something.