May Photos
A few photos from May
A few photos from May
and a limerick…
you, yes you…
Based in fiction obviously
Im not a fan of fundamentalists of any kind these days, and I dont give nearly enough abuse to these foul despicable Jihadi types. Pity there isn’t a hell as it would be nice to imagine them all there gnashing and wailing…
Based in fiction obviously
I watched the most recent league of Gentlemen and have had Tubbs on my mind very much and this is somewhat driven by that image of her with the pig. If you’ve seen it you know the one. If not you should. Or what about that episode of Black Mirror with the pig. Oh yes that one!
scorchio
True story
Think I better cross it…
Bestiality fan from Tibet
Would see kittens, break out in a sweat
She once fondled a puppy
Rubbed her boobs on a guppy
Let a couple of rats make her wet
Just a small matter of gender pronouns
young fellow unsure of his sex
found the subject intense, left him vexed
was it her, it or him,
Mr, miss, sir or shim
gender pronouns really are complex
Wholly inappropriate for a Tuesday if you ask me…
A girl name of Kirsty Mcwhirter
great in bed and a bit of a squirter
she would cry out your name
just as if quite in pain
by the noise you would think that you’d hurt her
What? I like writing them…change isn’t always good.
Once a vicar quite fond of the whisky
found it made him quite hot and most frisky
one bleak Sunday in Lent
he’s caught pitching a tent
caused some fuss I can tell you , quite risque
That just about sets the tone for 2018 I reckon.
Found these down the side of the couch. Probably for good reason.
There once was a fellow from Leeds
Had some real dark and rather sick needs
Shouted “Bring me a goat
Two small kids and a boat
And a full yard of glass anal beads”
Each December we put up a tree
Decorate it with oh so much glee
Then we watch as it dies
As we gorge on mince pies
Christmas pudding, cold turkey and brie
A poor fellow addicted to crack
Pimped himself cos he couldn’t go back
To his family and wife
Though he missed his old life
He was also quite hooked on ball sack