Tag: leeds

 

 

Im not a fan of fundamentalists of any kind these days, and I dont give nearly enough abuse to these foul despicable Jihadi types.  Pity there isn’t a hell as it would be nice to imagine them all there gnashing and wailing…

 

 

 

I watched the most recent league of Gentlemen and have had Tubbs on my mind very much and this is somewhat driven by that image of her with the pig.  If you’ve seen it you know the one.  If not you should.  Or what about that episode of Black Mirror with the pig.  Oh yes that one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bestiality fan from Tibet

Would see kittens, break out in a sweat

She once fondled a puppy

Rubbed her boobs on a guppy

Let a couple of rats make her wet

 

 

young fellow unsure of his sex

found the subject intense, left him vexed

was it her, it or him,

Mr, miss, sir or shim

gender pronouns really are complex

 

 

A girl name of Kirsty Mcwhirter

great in bed and a bit of a squirter

she would cry out your name

just as if quite in pain

by the noise you would think that you’d hurt her

 

Once a vicar quite fond of the whisky

found it made him quite hot and most frisky

one bleak Sunday in Lent

he’s caught pitching a tent

caused some fuss I can tell you , quite risque

 

That just about sets the tone for 2018 I reckon.

There once was a fellow from Leeds

Had some real dark and rather sick needs

Shouted “Bring me a goat

Two small kids and a boat

And a full yard of glass anal beads”

 

Each December we put up a tree

Decorate it with oh so much glee

Then we watch as it dies

As we gorge on mince pies

Christmas pudding, cold turkey and brie

 

A poor fellow addicted to crack

Pimped himself cos he couldn’t go back

To his family and wife

Though he missed his old life

He was also quite hooked on ball sack