Okay so I know I said they were done but I miss them terribly so thought I would give it another go.
Part 1 is here, Part 2 can be found here and part 3 is right here. It’s best to read those first if you like poems and such about fat people shagging in space. Yes I know that’s not a real thing but its just a bit of fun. Use your imagination. 🙂
Now they’re back down on earth and they ask “was it worth
all our savings are gone nothing’s left”
they then think of the lust and the force of the thrust
unencumbered by both of their heft
And they smile and decide with a grin rather wide
that they know then what needs to transpire
their large bulk to reduce, live on veges and juice
for their loins are still moist and on fire
So Pilates and gym in a quest to get thin
bums and tums every day before dawn
and he works on each ab somewhere beneath the flab
protein shakes he wolfs down with each yawn
And at night they pursue new positions or two
just to test what they might just achieve
head down butt in the air he grabs hold of her hair
a bit easier his weight he does heave
“Oh delight” he exclaims and the weight loss he blames
for the pounding he brings as she squeals
and her bottom he slaps and they take far more naps
cos they’re at it like bunnies twixt meals
So each morning she runs as he works on his guns
as she sweats bosoms bounce up and down
whilst her nipples are tender shes a wee bit more slender
but its worth it the way he goes down
Like hes eating a cake or delish philly steak
cos shes somewhat more flexi these days
and instead of meat pies he’s devouring her thighs
sometimes 2, 3 or 4 different ways
and shes quicker to squeeze into camel toe jeans
and there’s far less a chance of them splitting
he can see past his gut as she role plays a slut
and he watches her licking and spitting
then a salad for dinner and he says “you look thinner”
she replies “your man boobs look so small”
and he touches her hand says “I’m so glad I’m your man”
she smiles “I think we have it all”
Afterwards 