A get well soon limerick

Told you those leftovers were past their best…



Hear you’re feeling quite bloated, unwell

and seems your stomach has started to swell

and you’ve terrible gas

leaking out of your ass

and you cannot stop puking as well


photo courtesy of pixabay

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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