Sometimes a limerick is all you need to say get well soon…
Oh poor baby I hear you caught syphilis
from that woman you slept with at Christmas
and gave it to you your wife
and it’s ruined your life
but at least you can boast of your mistress
What? Things like that happen..
Heard you’re spending some time on the loo
and your whole house it smells just like poo
and you really cant think
with your head in the sink
as its coming out of that end too
True story
Heard your boob job it went quite awry
when you look at them you just start to cry
‘cos they’re both different sizes
and they’re full of surprises
as one nipple looks like a pork pie
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Afterwards 