Today, I pay tribute (or a homage if you will) to those that have suffered at the hands of this cruel cruel world.
I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?
There once was a man from gelong
Who enjoyed to put on his wife’s thong
Slipped and fell, it’s no laugh
Cut his balls clean in half
now soprano at church sing along
A young fellow caught wifey in bed
with a big burly fellow called Ted
Who was quite well endowed
and incredibly proud
Took the house, car and both kids instead
Once a vicar who rather liked kids
and confessed of the bad things he did
seems that’s all that it takes
when you make big mistakes
guaranteed by the church to keep hid
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