This might make you gag a touch. It’s apparently a real thing. I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean it but I will probably publish it anyway. It’s not my fault people are weird. I just write about it.
A young chap who worked at the zoo
Had an odd fascination with poo
He would take hand fulls home
Have a sniff, gasp and moan
Cavort naked, all caked such a thrill
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