Well, its something I suppose

Once a big strapping fellow called andy

Saw his wife’s thong n thought “that looks dandy”

He perfected the look

With a shave and a tuck

Now on weekends prefers to be Mandy

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

7 thoughts on “Limerick.”

  1. I will look forward to seeing it Michael. I’m thinking also of the famous scene with Marilyn Monroe standing over the sewer grate and it blows her swirly dress up in the air. 🙂

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  2. Ha ha – we have an expression here in the States … if we want to say “it’s nothing special” … or “it doesn’t do anything for me” or “that’s not exciting”… sometimes we’ll say “it not like it blows my skirt up or anything” … whatever. To be a foreign-born person trying to learn English and living in the United States … you could write a whole book on the idioms and double entendres … when the poor foreign-born person says something with a double meaning and has no clue.

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  3. It is – it’s not easy to know the lingo, jargon – whatever you want to call it, not to mention that regular words in English are spelled and pronounced so many different ways (led, lead as an example) … sometimes they can’t win for losing.

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