Well, its something I suppose

Once a big strapping fellow called andy

Saw his wife’s thong n thought “that looks dandy”

He perfected the look

With a shave and a tuck

Now on weekends prefers to be Mandy

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

7 thoughts on “Limerick.”

  1. Ha ha – we have an expression here in the States … if we want to say “it’s nothing special” … or “it doesn’t do anything for me” or “that’s not exciting”… sometimes we’ll say “it not like it blows my skirt up or anything” … whatever. To be a foreign-born person trying to learn English and living in the United States … you could write a whole book on the idioms and double entendres … when the poor foreign-born person says something with a double meaning and has no clue.

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  2. It is – it’s not easy to know the lingo, jargon – whatever you want to call it, not to mention that regular words in English are spelled and pronounced so many different ways (led, lead as an example) … sometimes they can’t win for losing.

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