Once a big strapping fellow called andy
Saw his wife’s thong n thought “that looks dandy”
He perfected the look
With a shave and a tuck
Now on weekends prefers to be Mandy
Limerick.
Well, its something I suppose
Well, its something I suppose
Once a big strapping fellow called andy
Saw his wife’s thong n thought “that looks dandy”
He perfected the look
With a shave and a tuck
Now on weekends prefers to be Mandy
Afterwards 
Though a tad draftier than weekdays.
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Haha that’s worthy of its own limerick….ill work in it
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I will look forward to seeing it Michael. I’m thinking also of the famous scene with Marilyn Monroe standing over the sewer grate and it blows her swirly dress up in the air. 🙂
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Haha that might be a completely separate Limerick goodness I owe you two of them now
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Ha ha – we have an expression here in the States … if we want to say “it’s nothing special” … or “it doesn’t do anything for me” or “that’s not exciting”… sometimes we’ll say “it not like it blows my skirt up or anything” … whatever. To be a foreign-born person trying to learn English and living in the United States … you could write a whole book on the idioms and double entendres … when the poor foreign-born person says something with a double meaning and has no clue.
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That sounds like a challenge to me
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It is – it’s not easy to know the lingo, jargon – whatever you want to call it, not to mention that regular words in English are spelled and pronounced so many different ways (led, lead as an example) … sometimes they can’t win for losing.
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