Just a few limericks thrown together whilst I was having my lunch today. Chicken salad, was quite good.
I am easily influenced, so here are some of the limericks you certainly don’t want your kids to read and to be honest – are rather crude.
A couple of limericks about adultery, one about a man with a small penis and one about middle aged spread.
For the sake of common decency there are things I would love to write but don’t. Here’s a sneak preview as to why…
Just a few limericks to get them out of my head. Camping, drugs and a couple of perverts are on teh menu today.
This week I will be covering gender fluidity, inappropriate love for South American animals, naked dancing and of course…Donald Trump.
just a few bits and pieces
Yeah you know what time it is!
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Not a piece I am particularly proud of but it is what it is. *Presses publish*