Once a cock mad na-tu-rist called Mike
bought himself a quite fab dildo bike
Grinning, rides through the grass
as it pummels his ass
Likes it dry, but use lube if you like
Another Dirty Friday Limerick.
One about a dildo bike
One about a dildo bike
Once a cock mad na-tu-rist called Mike
bought himself a quite fab dildo bike
Grinning, rides through the grass
as it pummels his ass
Likes it dry, but use lube if you like
Afterwards 
No… Nothing… Never mind… Forget about it… Don’t worry… It was nothing… Really… Just go on about your business…
*plucking eyes out*
Nope… Still there…
*jumping off cliff*
RIP
better 😇
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Lol. Glad u never enjoyed it but probably secretly did
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You do know that I hate myself every day for laughing uproariously at your stuff, right?
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Lol i know. Nice feeling isn’t it 🙂
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Ahh, this brings back such memories of learning to ride a bike. I never could figure out though, why my creepy uncle was so hellbent on me learning. Hmm.
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Ha indeed. Bet he needed to give u a bath afterwards too because u were all sweaty…
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Oh yeah, he was always very helpful. Always willing to go out of his way to babysit.
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Thats what family are for 🙂
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And he had the best rock candy. Although I always had trouble keeping it lit.
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Ha ! Much more of this and I’ll have to start charging you for therapy
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This, coming from the guy who drew up an animated dildo bike.
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Hmm good point rather well made …:)
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naughty… 🙂
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🙂 thanks
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Warm & fuzzy…or something like that. 😉
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Lol yeah right 🙂
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Oh my!
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Indeed…i know right..
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Hahahaha
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