A Sunday Limerick.

It’s been a week. Let’s have one shall we…It works if you make Peking rhyme with squeaking trust me…

Once a buggery fan born in Peking

one day woke found his sphincter was leaking

used a cork from some rum

rammed it straight up his bum

worked a treat, when it walked made a squeaking.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

2 thoughts on “A Sunday Limerick.”

  1. My sphincter just nipped its last issue…
    I reached for a handful of tissue;
    I found it bereft
    So this wisdom I left:
    “Oh tissue, do I ever so miss you!”

    S. Winfield Smith; Copyright 1963

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