Midnight lust, face like
a pool of sick and bogies
by the light of day
17 syllables for you. Not even sure what these are anymore.
You, yes you.
Tag: haiku
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: INSPIRATION and PLAN
You absolute tanka!
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for INSPIRATION and PLAN. I used STIMULUS and INTENT.
Heady, hot, beat thuds
primal stimulus released
intent, desires rage
and at the end of the night
lowers standard, desperate
Always be safe
You really do need to keep an eye on those pesky use by dates
Yoghurt past its best
It’ll be fine, smells okay
…sparkly clean colon
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: WOKE and UP
I took a few liberties there but if you know it you know it and now you’re singing it.
Woke Up, outta bed
dragged a comb across my head.
Not a Beatles fan?
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/16/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-210-wokeup/
Feline Friday : San Xavier Mission Cat and Mouse — Cactus Catz
Someone else I enjoy to read. The haiku first caught my attention but there are all sorts of bits and pieces on her blog. Well worth a follow.
San Xavier Mission del Bac’s front is intricately decorated Look inside the swirls at the top. In the top left corner swirl is a mouse and in the right one is the cat watching the mouse, ready to pounce if he comes out. The mouse: The Cat: They say if the cat catches…
via Feline Friday : San Xavier Mission Cat and Mouse — Cactus Catz
Its nearly sunday
Seems an ideal opportunity for a haiku about something one should not really be writing haiku about.
dry as the desert
Nervous at the urinal
prying eyes be gone
Just 17 syllables
Oh such a tight and disciplined little thing.
suppresses a sneeze
it has to go somewhere though
it’s brown trouser time
Words of advice
Something to consider if your planning on taking a break somewhere exotic this summer.
Oh summer loving
happened so fast, had a blast
and caught crabs. Nasty.
Yet another haiku.
It happened yesterday briefly and It was a curious thing indeed after not seeing it since the 16th of June.
what madness is this
Moisture falling from the sky
it has been a while
One wont make a difference honest
There’s always room for more right?)
Sunny day again
will this madness never end?
bring back winter please
17 syllables, just for you.
There’s always room for more 😉
Delights of the flesh
mouth wet eagerly consumed
dinner at Lecter’s
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: OLD and DAYS
My mind didn’t stray far from the obvious on this one. This one’s for you Donny.
Remember the days
when you weren’t so old and grey?
No? That cos you’re old.
https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/09/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-209-olddays/
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: BEWITCH and TREASURE
Tanks a million
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for BEWITCH and TREASURE. I used CAPTIVATE and PRIZE.
Feint smile, alluring
eyes captivate, draw him in
temptations sweet prize
Door knock, stark reality
sticky magazine pages
Psst, look what I have for you.
It won’t take long to read trust me…
Diet’s going well
willing to trade first born child
for pizza and cake
You got room for another?
There’s always room for more 😉
Sun, beer garden
all day drinking then curry
Morning breath from hell
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: CHANCE and UNITE
My mind didn’t stray far from the obvious on this one. This one’s for you Donny.
Oh for the sweet chance
to see him re-united
with his dear mother
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: MAGIC and GREEN
Tanks a million
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for Magic and Green. I used Enchanted and Pastoral.
Pastoral delight
enchanted billows rising
clouds swirl and mind freed
then succumbs to the munchies
eats an entire pizza
A quickie
Revisiting a favourite topic. Beige leg coverings.
Dying for the loo
I better sit down to pee
Im wearing beige shorts
haiku 4u.
Again I apologise to all of the Japanese
yummy vindaloo
Arse like a Japanese flag
next time go for mild
Time to celebrate
B.Y.O.B
Fireworks and fake news
fun migrant fuelled barbecue
jugs of mothers tears
A quick Sunday morning haiku
There is surely nothing worse
didn’t stop alarm
falls out of bed, showered, dressed
bollocks it’s sunday!
Another haiku.
I apologise to all of the Japanese
Babies first bath time
Somebody grab a towel
Code BROWN, code BROWN. Gag…
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: GIVE and RECEIVE
Tanks a million
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for Give and Receive. I used bestow and Welcome.
Silver falls the rain
welcome reprieve to parched land
cooling gift bestowed
heads covered people scurry
because it makes their hair curl
Welcome to July.
Alas it will be more of the same this month 🙂
Early night? Yes please
but lo! The 3am curse
damned old mans bladder
Oh dear
Should have gone to Spec Savers.
across crowded room
attraction and nice from far
close up far from nice
Afterwards 