Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
warm sun on my skin
drowsy, relaxed I slumber
awake lobster red
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Cruel winter winds
plays havoc with my nipples
Hey! Eyes are up here!
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Horny teenager
eyes the vacuum eagerly
he wont…but he will
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Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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life eh….
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Shy wedding night bride
Red blush , blood flows to extremes
by morning less so
I don’t take many things seriously but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for BOND and SEEK. I used Love and Search. Does ‘t quite tick all the boxes but it’s something.
Grey sky and sea merge
Love lost beyond horizons
searching and waiting
eyes closed she feels cold waves crash
lost at sea but still she hopes
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way and this week there are two. The second to get the taste of the first out of your mouth.
Body close to hers
warm hands on cold clammy skin
necrophiliac
quick read this
Close the curtains please
late night fridge trip, body shows
need to bleach my eyes
Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Second amendment
It’s your right to bare arms
and murder school kids.
Seems there was another school shooting in Kentucky. Seriously people…
Clown. Joyful japing
smiles on the face of children
but dying inside
and maybe one more
Evening on red wine
Glug glug glug glass after glass
mouth like a sex doll
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessness
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
they sing his praises
Peace in the name of their god
and then rape children
Harsh but true. I think it’s about time people stopped using the phrase ‘Child Abuse’ and call it what it is. Child Rape. Yeah, you know who they are…
Kids. Honestly.
My dear children
I want the best for you but…
some days you are thick
Sorry thats the best I can do. It is ten to ten and the eldest just told me he needs 6 sheets of filo, ricotta and spring onions for school tomorrow. I want nothing more to shout and protest and stomp my feet as I was about to get in bed after this post but now I am off to the Tesco just up the road. If they dont have it then I am going to the store in the next town. But that’s ok right because I am an awesome dad.
I don’t feel it, I want to make him get dressed and go himself. Oh, did I mention it’s snowing? Yeah. Loads. Id happily watch him drag his forgetful arse out in a blizzard and drive behind him shouting valuable life lessons out the window.
I can just imagine his snow chilled little face pleading to get in the car as I bellow instructions about how to put up a shelf an how to make a good first impression.
What is more annoying though is that I knew it was food tech tomorrow and forgot to check what he needs. So really I need to shout at myself. But I am way past learning.
Stupid idiots the lot of us. Right, where are my clothes I better get dressed again.
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Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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Feel the balance baby!
Monday curry night
Bravado demands more heat
Hot toilet regrets
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous.
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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Haiku challenge using press and touch…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Cold winds press my cheeks
icy fingers painting white
earth feels winters touch.
Yeah see and you thought it would be all weird because it was press and touch right. Something along the lines of…
an unwelcomed touch
my name is kevin spacey
“pervert!” say the press
But I am better than that. I am. Honest.
Feel the balance baby!
Sweet scent of young love
In full bloom, unwatered
withers to nothing
see I can kinda do a normal one…
smile creeps across face
others wear mask of disgust
each loves his own farts
Aah that’s better. A little balance restored to the force…
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous.
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessness
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
hope springs eternal
like magic it inspires
until you give up
Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.
She feels the magic
first impressions electric
and hopes he’s not gay
Hmm no still a bit dour
Walt’s magic kingdom
bringing hope for sick children
a treat before death
Oh I think maybe I should just give up today. There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.
😉
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
I’ll try to singe them…
Deep subcutaneous burns
Can’t kill crabs with fire.
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
A knock at the door
unexpected guest nightmare
Horror, fake good will
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges.
Slow and sensual
lights dimmed, Kenny G playing
blissful carpet burns
just a few bits and pieces
A chap with a taste for wild nights
bought a hooker in basque and black tights
unprotected he played
wife found out that he’d strayed
came home scratched and all covered in bites
Young lovers but still in their teens
hormones on fire and tight jeans
got knocked up by mistake
what a big one to make
Oh well, so much for all of your dreams
A POTUS hailed “Son of a bitch”
as the players stood firm on the pitch
don’t you dare take a knee
it’s offensive to me
and my white privileged buddies, all rich
Daily Haiku’s are so last month. I think it’s time to bring back a more meaty haiku ensemble a little less frequently.
Daily Haiku’s are so last month. I think it’s time to bring back a more meaty haiku ensemble a little less frequently. The deal was to take the rather serious haiku form and treat it with a little disrespect and hopefully a dash of humour.
Secret Santa? No?
You make baby Jesus cry
Ebeneezer scrooge!
Doing shots, fun times
Chug chug, life of the party
threw up on the bed
Oh bugger my subconscious seems to be wandering to Christmas already. No, no, no – that simply will not do!
Got the kids a dog
cavorting, barks of delight
urine stained carpets
Taking out the trash
cabbage juice on my good shoes
bloody cheap bin bags
That’s more like it. tales of the mundane. Maybe 3 more. That’s like a weeks worth of daily late night haiku right there.
Need inspiration
Check Donald T’s twitter feed
juices flowing now
Donald: Players must stand
Women, non whites, poor, sick and
Muslim can kneel though
Oh Orange moron
with your juicy puckered lips
just ripe for prison
I know, enough is enough.
Afterwards 