A chance to improve
These all new inspiring goals
You didn’t make Feb
NEW YEAR HAIKU
just give up now…
Tag: haiku
Look a butt haiku just for you.
Love wains, they try to
keeps it fresh in the bedroom
Things in tight spaces
Screw you Xmas haiku…1
|One a day for your holiday displeasure
Oh little Donkey
With your precious Christmas load
And murderous thoughts
Screw you haiku. Yeah I love you baby!
The heart wants what the heart wants…
Destined, sweet embrace
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Two hearts entwined eternal
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Love transcending time
a haiku 4u.
More milk!!!!
yummy vindaloo
Arse like a Japanese flag
next time have korma
another awful haiku for you .
Time to ruin diminuitive japanese poetry…
Proud of his conquest
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though the darkness holds secrets
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by day shame abounds
Yet Another Screw you, haiku.
Dance like no ones watching, they said…
Embrace your body
Dance as if no ones watching
but close the curtains
Yeah screw you too haiku!
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one haiku at a time
From lips do words spill
That oft hearts true needs do hide
Revealed over time
Screw you haiku
life…love…repeat
Soul mates, united
Made one across space and time
Different yet the same
Look its a haiku for you.
One for the lovers out there
Lovers spice things up
If it not meant to fit there
Don’t put things inside
Another haiku… He couldn’t help himself…
Hot bird cravings
Moist…plump…succulent
Juices flowing, steaming hot
Did I mention moist?
Screw you haiku!
Dont trim too much, gents…
You know who to blame
No one can ever enjoy
A small black moustache
Here, a haiku for you.
One with a filthy drawing
Thinks he still has it
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mostly she is wondering
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if she dropped a stitch
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Another day, more of this…
This is no Haiku
I will not be restricted
Wont curtail my verse
Protest all you like
With your tight little structure
Impingeing my flow
Now away with you
And let me enjoy freedom
Words flow like water
In your face haiku
I cannot abide your grip
Eat my verbose words!
Haiku
See the crocus, the daffodil, the steaming piles spring forth
When spring comes at last
Once Frozen winter secters
Revealed in the sun
Another haiku for you.
Juicy juicy
Botox in fashion
Oft renews where nature fails
Face like old sex Doll
True story haiku
Warm and soapy…
Wife looks on concerned
A hot shower with the dog
But left my pants on
Haiku maybe?
That’ll teach him
Piss soaked socks, last straw
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures
Screw you haiku. Oh yes.
Time brings forgiveness
and oft makes right hearts once wronged
forgiveness once more
Screw You Haiku
A little light haiku relief…
Proof that haiku do not always have to be serious…
The life of the clown
by day bringing joy, by night
he’s under your bed
night time toilet trip
lights out, think I saw a clown
run back to bed scared
Long hair and tight jeans
he watches her walk and lusts
bugger, it’s a bloke!
hot tea before bed
up three times throughout the night
Damn old man’s bladder!
Screw you haiku
How is the diet going?
Oh resolution
Grasping at glimmers of hope
Pain of weigh in day
Hey! Screw you haiku, and 2022!
Killing diminuitive Japanese poetry one abomination at a time…
New year, off in search
Things we lost along the way
When diets failed us
Haiku. Picture. Go.
Ruining diminuitive Japanese poetry one picture at a time
With words does ensnare
and all resistance removes
silver tongued devil
Screw you haiku. Yeah baby!
The heart wants what the heart wants
Destined, sweet embrace
Two hearts entwined eternal
Love transcending time
Bluetooth Porn Haiku.
Oh I’m sure every family has been there. No? Oh…right…sorry. Well bet Im the only one with this title in a blog post EVER!
he watched plumber porn
Connected to the Bluetooth
while folks ate salad
Afterwards 