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Haiku Tuesday !

The one where the fat bloke danced naked and made another man feel rather unwell.

Exhibitionist

and a great lover of pies

vomit inducing

 

aaaaastick

I think perhaps the picture came first well before the haiku.  I don’t know why I chose to draw that, perhaps it is some sort of repressed angst.  Maybe I just find the idea funny.  Maybe I just happened to draw a fat bloke with a big set of balls and a curiously positioned penis.  I don’t know.  I do know that it made that other fellow decidedly queasy to the point of throwing up.

Probably a true story.

 

Haiku Tuesday !

Which is mostly the same as all the other days of the week to be honest.

I have a list you know

and crave the apocolypse

I know who I’d eat

Ooh that was a bit dark wasn’t it. Okay so I wouldn’t go eating people willy nilly this is worse case scenario you know. All the tinned goods would need to be gone and I would probably have even eating some of the dry cat food and the stuff at the back of the cupboard that is well past it’s use by date. Not the wet cat food though – god no thanks I would rather munch on one of the neighbours before I eat that. Makes me gag at the thought.

Anyway, I’m sure it won’t come to that…

Check this out. It’s frightfully grown up.

Well it was when I set out…

sun slowly fading

first signs of autumn changes

dog shit ‘neath the leaves

 

Okay so I started trying to do a proper one but mostly I am then just drawn to images of leaves on the ground and we all know what leaves on the ground means right? No?  It means dog shit hidden by leaves.  You cant go running through the leaves and kicking them playfully anymore for fear of whipping up a Doberman turd into the face of a passing child or being late for school because you have to head back home to clean the crap out of the kids school shoes.

No, I am not ready for Autumn yet because it will inevitably make me grumpy and complain about dog owners a lot and it has so been a pleasant summer.

Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: SAD and WRITE

Another Tuesday challenge!

Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday

This week the challenge was to use synonyms for SAD and WRITE.  I used MELONCHOLY and SCRIBBLES.

 

My melancholy.

darkness scribbles on my soul

graffiti in blood

Pfft.  Sorry, only kidding

maybe a rude limerick?

https://colleenchesebro.com/2018/08/21/colleens-weekly-tanka-tuesday-poetry-challenge-no-98-sad-write-synonymsonly/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: TIME and MOVEMENT

It’s Monday so must mean another of Ronovan’s prompts.

Things time makes precious

memories, family, laughter

…regular movements

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/08/06/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-213-timemovement/

 

 

Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: INSPIRATION and PLAN

I’m wondering if it’s a wee bit obtuse. We shall see.

Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday

This week the challenge was to use synonyms for HAPPY and MOROSE.  I used CONTENT and DOUR.

 

uncontent wage slave

dour faced, shuffles through life

home to nagging wife

a new lease of life springs forth

new patio lifts spirits

 

https://colleenchesebro.com/2018/07/31/colleens-weekly-tanka-tuesday-poetry-challenge-no-95-happy-morose-synonymsonly/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: SATES and FUELS

Well that’s wholly inappropriate for any day of the week. Sorry Japan.

Desire overwhelms

sated sanity returns

puts tissues away

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/30/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-212-satesfuels/

 

 

 

Oh yeah. Hard core.

I realise that one right does not in any way fix all of the wrongs.

Parched the earth waits still

distant rumbles promise life

passes by taunting

 

Oh good god I tried to write a proper haiku effort and I feel all dirty.  Please don’t think badly of me or tell anyone because I have a reputation to keep up.  I really have no hidden depths than need to be explored, I am somewhat blond to the beauty around me mostly and I do not possess the angst nor the soul to produce something that will speak to your heart.

I can however turn cock, sock and shock into something pretty funny when so moved which is something I guess.

Play to your strengths eh 🙂

 

 

 

 

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: BRAIN and CLEANSE

Well that’s wholly inappropriate for any day of the week. Sorry Japan.

Colonoscopy

If only there was a way

to cleanse the brain shit

 

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/23/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-211-braincleanse/