Aids rampant ran wild
he insists he’s been faithful
dead now so guess not
Promiscuity in the eighties
Watch out for that poor bathroom hygiene!
Tag: haiku
Oops
So terribly sorry
She, most unimpressed
a miscommunication
he pleads innocence
Barf
Dirty bastard
his inner caveman
the habitual scratcher
loves his own odour
Come on gents, we’ve all tried it right?
Right? Hello? Hellooooo???
thinks she’s losing weight
comes home early, discovers
why her pants don’t fit
Welcome to the weekend
Might as well as commit fully to a dirty Saturday.
That’ll never fit
Measurements seem to confirm
yet seems insistent
Oh the shame
Wait until the coast is clear
Sour grumbling tum
Thought that the coast was clear
“hold the lift” she cried
Beware the hunger
Explosive indeed
past it’s sell by date
nature will not be denied
well it smelled okay
So I am warned by my children
Welcome to old age
ravages of time
Cantankerous curmudgeon
blood isn’t that thick
A case of mistaken identity perhaps
It is exactly what it seems
he didn’t mean to
and protests his innocence
a costly divorce
Haiku? Senryu? Either either.
Another of these. I’d just pass it by to be honest.
Naturist moved in
insistent on dancing nude
Police at the door
More inappropriate haikuesque nonsense
Think the drawing came first rather than the haiku.
nail biter gagging
a lesson in hand washing
won’t forget next time
Another of these I think.
I would say I am sorry but you would know I was lying. Not really sure what this is. It’s a thing I guess.
Evil incarnate
enjoys farting into prams
he walks among us
Monday haiku maybe?
The one where the salad wasn’t the only thing that was tossed
he watched plumber porn
Connected to the Bluetooth
while folks ate salad
Sunday Haiku !
The one with the dirty toothbrush.
Wife wants a divorce
she caught him with her tooth brush
enjoyed how it buzzed
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: CHANGE and DEFY
Another Tuesday challenge!
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for CHANGE and DEFY. I used REFASHION and ‘THUMB ONE’S NOSE AT’.
Refashioned, reused
inverted and repurposed
existing fluid
and thumbs her nose at the thought
of penis, now in a jar
Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: POISON and PAST
Crass, obvious, insensitive, and vile. Him or the haiku. You decide…
Wedding cake, poison
nagging secrets of the past
Buried ‘neath patio
Because I was asked
Reminds me of the joke told by Prince on the Batman album…
I was encouraged to do a post containing the words ‘Cavernous Vagina’.
Serious.
WTF people, control yourselves. 😉
no pants, bends over
wind, cavernous vagina
echoes like a shell
Here you go, just a quickie
Reminds me of the joke told by Prince on the Batman album…
Things sure seem different
she swears she’s been true indeed
loves well endowed dwarfs
I didn’t mean to make it about dwarfs, but my drawing went all to shit scale wise so it was either dwarfs or kids hiding in the bushes and I took the less offensive/illegal route. I mean there are boundaries I wouldn’t cross. At one point it had the words ‘cavernous vagina’ in there too which was again, wholly unnecessary and rather crass. Sorry.
A haiku about being naked.
Oh how most unfortunate.
ardent naturalist
flatulent, taco Tuesday
soiled their new settee
Tuesday. Hmm.
Not one of my favourite days I will admit.
New neighbour it seems
inspire his bird watching love
dirty bush rustler
A Monday haiku for you.
Not that it’ll help much but it’s something I guess.
Dark revelation
husband’s craving for vege’s
used sexually
A haiku for you.
Sunday shenanigans. Today I shall ponder the road that lies ahead.
mind slowly searches
Memories of yesteryear
Nope. Shit my pants too.
Hi. Here’s a haiku for you.
Well it’s kind of a haiku. In form at least but beyond that, well less so. 🙂
sweetest desire
pursued, rebuffed, he persists
restraining order
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: CHANGE and DEFY.
Aah the change of seasons feels very much upon us. Time to reflect upon life stuff…
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for CHANGE and DEFY. I used TRANSFORM and DISREGARD
whilst seasons transform
time disregards status quo
forward evermore
’till they put you in a home
and the kids never visit
Haiku for you
Aah welcome weekend indeed
Selective smelling
father claims did not realise
baby leaking shit
Aah this takes me back to those selective moments when we first had kids. She would apparently not hear the middle of the night crying and I in turn would seldom realise that a nappy had just been filled. Must have been her motherly super senses I reckon that she just noticed first.
Afterwards 