Once a vicar with darkest of cravings
Spent church money on dark misbehaving
Bought crack, liquor, and whores
And rent boys by the scores
Who he claimed he’d intended on saving
The heart wants what the heart wants
Once a vicar with darkest of cravings
Spent church money on dark misbehaving
Bought crack, liquor, and whores
And rent boys by the scores
Who he claimed he’d intended on saving




































No words needed

My final update!
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
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https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
Here’s my final update…
Got through a few enjoyable things this month…
Spent more time walking that reading but got through a few things. All were very fantastic, and I think my only regret i I didn’t listen to more audio books when I walked. Seemed a bit of a missed opportunity. That said, it was mostly raining or snowing or worse for March, so there is that…

Not mentioned this for a while…
You can read about the WHY here…but it’s out there. 300 of my finest limericks. Currently trending at number 359 in the limericks category on Amazon!
After a few people have read it I am probably about ready to admit I am kinda proud of it now. 🙂
Paperback in the UK is here
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1916089011
And in the US here
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1916089011
There are ebook versions too.
Mmmmm toast….
Hearts once connected
Oh how tastes change over time
Cravings unfulfilled

See the crocus, the daffodil, the steaming piles spring forth
When spring comes at last
Once Frozen winter secters
Revealed in the sun

DRONES, GRAFFITI, EMILY BRONTE AND A WET DOG
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
Eyewatering…
An amorous lad, Jeff from Devon
Met a girl and he promised her heaven
Fraught with amorous sighs
Reached aroused twixt her things
Turns out not quite a Kate, but a Kevin
Feel the love…twice weekly!
Once a couple in search of some spice
thought that swinging might maybe be nice
turns out wasn’t for him
though his wife, with a grin
partakes every weekend, sometimes twice.
Want to play a game?
Here in the UK spring is approaching, and that means it will soon be caravan season.
The game is a simple one. Put the word ‘Anal’ in front of the name of every caravan you see.
I will start you off with the beauty recently spotted below. The Unicorn
Enjoy.
Or roll your eyes.

Always wear an apron
A buck naked naturist, Brian
A new hobby of cooking was tryin’
Threw the meat in too quick
Burnt the tip of his dick
When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’
I see…apparently…
She with wonky boobs
And he with his wonky eyes,
True beauty beholds.

Juicy juicy
Botox in fashion
Oft renews where nature fails
Face like old sex Doll
Thank you for your support so far!
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
Choo-choo
Kinky chap with a train Fascination
Loved the ride and the smooth Undulation
Was a wonderful perk
Should the train shake and jerk
As it aided his wild masturbation
Warm and soapy…
Wife looks on concerned
A hot shower with the dog
But left my pants on

Can you taste it?
Unbridled passion
When not coupled with hygiene
Oft leaves a bad taste

Can you feel the love?
How do I love thee
Love that transcends existence
Hot carnal cravings

update number 5…
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
A few silly words
Brian looked into his wife’s eyes and sighed.
“I’m so sorry it ended like this” he said “I wanted it to work but I realise we want different things.”
Carla said nothing, staring back expressionless.
“I know” Brian continued. “I know it’s my fault I just…”
Brian paused, he had hoped for something. Anything.
“Fine, just fine” he said picking up his shovel and tipping soil over Carla’s already stiffening body. “Silent treatment it is…”
That’ll teach him
Piss soaked socks, last straw
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures

Why not, eh 🙂
A quite chilly vet from Cancun
Made a hat from a baby baboon
Made a scarf from some kittens
Turned some puppies to mittens
Found himself rather warm pretty soon
11 days done…
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…