A young couple of abstinence sceptic
Enjoyed oral, though she’s epileptic
Half way through had a fit
He yelled out, as she bit
Left it savaged, alas, it got septic
LIMERICK. GO.
Let us ease back into these…
Tag: limerick
Limerick?
Chap with an itch, he suspected
That he may quite perhaps be infected
With gross oozing and scabs
Fierce burning and crabs
As he whored himself daft, unprotected
Limerick. E is for…
Another day another limerick
A dancer with hip sway, hypnotic
On the stage raked it on, so exotic
With a spin and a swirl
A gyration and twirl
Pried each pay cheque from onlookers wallet
Limerick. D is for…
Oh hello, old friend
Once a chap quite rotund, found of beers
On a diet ate saled, then cheered
Off the booze, quite the shock
There revealed was his cock
Which was hid neath his belly for years
LIMERICK. C is for…
And we continue…
A stomach troubled woman called Cath
Felt romantic, took her man for a bath
But alas, code brown troubles
When she giggled and made bubbles
And launched little brown ducks, not a laugh…
Limerick…B is for…
Another day, another limerick
Foot fetish butcher got wild at the sight
Of lambs feet, made his trousers go tight
Nothing got him as hot as
A pair of pigs trotters
And cloved hooves left him sleepless at night
Limerick. A is for…
Lets do an A-Z, shall we…
An acrobatic foodie called Wendy
Quite pliable, twist and bendy
She’d scoff meats, pies, and breads
With her legs round her head
TikTok famouns, became pretty trendy
Look, a limerick! Been a while
meh
Pyromaniac nympho called Linda
Took a lad home that she met on Tinder
Took some candles to bed
How he screamed as he fled
Burnt the poor fellows cock to a cinder
Limerick? Go on. Treat yourself.
Proof please
A keen mathematician, Tallulah
Would not let young boastful chaps fool her
Evidence, she’d insist
Even before they kissed
And checks both length and girth with a ruler
Limerick
Just dirty
ONE A BANKER OF GOOD REPUTATION
LOVE HIS INTEREST, GUILTS, BONDS AND INFLATION
BUT IN PRIVATE INSISTED.
TO BE SLAPPED KISSED AND FISTED
BY PAID DWARVES, SUCH ORGASMIC SENSATION
Limerick…filthy
Dirty…
Lust filed chap bought a doll on the net
So lifelike, it would even get wet
With its well modelled bits
Butt hole, front bum and tits
He declared, “It’s the best you can get!”
A Simple Limerick
The eye watering course of life and love
A fellow who cheated, contrite
Hoped his wife would forgive him, she might
Reach down deep in her heart
And they’d have a new start
But she lopped off his cock in the night
Limerick time
Whatever…
A fellow from south of the border
Ordered a bride on mail order
Sent her back, wasn’t right
Was well used and not tight
And he wanted her hips a lot broader
Limericky icky get well soon
Get well soon you mucky bugger
Get well soon hear you contracted syph
.
and its pungent and rancid don’t sniff
.
cos it’s looking quite green
.
get antibacs and some cream
.
stay downwind cos god you sure whiff
.
Tuesday limerick goodness.
It is indeed a slippery road..
Once a chap with a nasty sore back
took some weed for pain which lead to crack
now sells ass for a high
pay, he’ll milk you quite dry
for a tenner he’ll empty your sack
Saturday limerick. Explicit.
Sweary indeed….
A tourette’s suffering fine voiced young fellow
.
joined a group and sang sweet acapello
.
Until he stood at the front.
shouted “Tit, shit, fuck, cunt”
.
in a rather deep baritone bellow.
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Yup, another poo limerick…
a load of old poo
A faecal historian from Goole.
.
Fascinated by fine bygone stool.
.
How he took such delight.
.
In a large corpalit
.
And if corn filled it made him quite drool
Look, a Ye-Olde Limerick…
Hear ye, hear ye…
A wench with a bosom a plenty.
Bedroom skills quite a hit with the gentry
.
For a couple of shilling
.
She’s both ready and willing
Come around her back alley for entry
Hey you. Got another bestiality limerick for you ‘n your mum
Nasty
Lonely farmer, long nights, all alone
.
watched hot animal vids on his phone
.
he succumbed to desire
.
as lambs set him afire
.
and the squealing pigs so made him moan
.
Yeah screw you too haiku!
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one haiku at a time
From lips do words spill
That oft hearts true needs do hide
Revealed over time
Limerick
It’s something I guess…
A poetry lover called Jake
For a muse how his body did ache
To inspire to great things
Let his words soar on wings
And perhaps a fine bottom to shake
A front bum limerick.
Self praise is no praise…
Once a lass called Heidi from Mauritius
She declared, “My vagina’s delicious!
Oh my vulva and labia
Are so packed full of flavour
And my clit is quite truly nutritious!”
A limerick. Meh…
oink oink
Pig farming couple found love, quite devine
Loved each other, and life was sublime
But it soured for she
Loved the pigs more than he
Caught her breastfeeding one of the swine
Did a shit, weighing neatly 4 pounds
A Limerick.
ouchy
Boozy nudist, young fellow called Brian
To get an all over tan he was tryin’
Had a few coke n rum
Fell asleep in the sun
Woke up screaming with cock n balls fryin’
A Limerick
All hail the queen of dragons!
A sex toy purveyor called Brenda
.
Bought a dildo, a thick double-ender
.
With each end like a dragon
.
How she could not stop braggin’
.
Left her unable to walk and quite tender
Afterwards 