A broad shouldered lady called Brenda
Big old hands, hairy arms, legs quite slender
Wispy beard and top lip
Quite full breast, curvy hip
Size 12 feet, hard to classify gender
Tag: inappropriate
Wednesday filthy limerick
The yin to my poetic yang…
Friend of mine met a lass from Bermuda
He pursued, flowers, food, woo’d and screwed her
But within ’bout a week
Realised, quite the freak,
As she cried, strap-on lubed, “Let’s get ruder!”
Surprise!! Yet another one of these
Don’t go acting all surprised.
A good friend of mine took her new lover
Off to bed only there to discover
He was epileptic, and thrashed
During sex, how she splashed
Up the walls, on the floor and bed cover.
Screw you haiku!
Damn you to hell
History dictates
No one can ever enjoy
A small black moustache
Haiku Tuesday Baby!
Better than being punched in the man boobs I suppose…
She with wonky boobs
and he with his wonky eyes,
true beauty beholds.
Look a haiku just for you.
Oh Im just keep on giving don’t I
Love wains, they try to
keeps it fresh in the bedroom
risky and risque
Haiku for you.
Because Im just the giving type
As time marches on
lifes toll shows in tired eyes
bodies grow weary
I shall persist with haiku
They’re mostly harmless
In suburbia
secrets abound and fester
until mardi gras
Another rubbish haiku?
Oh go on then
Stares at the mirror
Christmas excess took its toll
inhales and holds it
Yup another awful haiku for you .
Why not….
Proud of his conquest
though the darkness holds secrets
by day shame abounds
A haiku for you .
Don’t be that guy
The art of loving
often goes hand in hand with
the art of bathing
A haiku for you .
Don’t be that guy
Ageless, he parties
time passes by and alone
he ends drunken days
Each to their own I reckon
Let’s not be judgy now…
Works hard at the gym
buttocks toned and abs of steel
Yet secrets he holds
It’s like a haiku just not.
No need to thank me. No, really I realise there is just no need…
Oh sweet liberty
Gang banged by a Donald train.
Wall’s to keep you in.
Shall we? A filthy limerick perhaps?
All mostly inappropriate…Sorry. No really I am…Honest…
Once a christian chap from Uganda
caught a glimpse of gay porn, took a gander
soon large cocks he devoured
had his anus deflowered
And got Aids from a bloke in Rwanda
Haiku maybe?
All depends on how you say’desperate’ really…
Piss soaked Christmas socks
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures
A haiku just for you. Yes you.
No need to thank me.
Hot moment ruined
by poor personal hygiene.
Balls smell like tacos
Here, a haiku for you.
well it has a 5/7/5 syllable thing going on…
Thinks he still has it
mostly she is wondering
if she dropped a stitch
Limerick?
Just the one perhaps
Once a suave self confessed lady killer
met a lady boy when in manilla
soon the roles were reversed
penetrated he cursed
though he went back for more, such a thriller
Friday haiku anyone?
One day to go!
Counting down the days
November still, she rages
a long month ahead
Friday limerick.
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
Body builder, Chad, Monday to Friday
when the weekend came, big busty Heidi
he’d perform cabaret
with his cock tucked away
and a back, sack and crack to stay tidy
Thursday. Limerick. Go.
It’s something I guess
Once a fellow not great at biology
should have researched ‘fore attending proctology
Turned out quite the surprise
when doc said, open wide
for his cold hands, offered an apology
Thursdays need haiku
They do, they really do
How do I love thee
Doting, heart full of passion
reciprocated?
Aah a Wednesday limerick
That’ll teach you to forget to floss!
Once a dentist with cravings malicious
found his knocked out patients quite delicious
he would then go to town
with his trousers pulled down
you’d come round, mouth stretched wide, unsuspicious
Hey its a Wednesday haiku for you
There’s no hurry according to my wife
Filled with yuletide joy
Sleighbells and snow balls delight
have patience perhaps
Afterwards 