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Limerick?

Just the one perhaps

Limerick?

Once a suave self confessed lady killer

met a lady boy when in manilla

soon the roles were reversed

penetrated he cursed

though he went back for more, such a thriller

 

 

 

Unknown's avatarAuthor MichaelPosted on December 2, 2018December 2, 2018Categories limericksTags confusing tags, depression, dieting, fat, get well soon, humour, inappropriate, limerick, poetry, sex, sillyLeave a comment on Limerick?

Friday limerick.

Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.

Friday limerick.

Body builder, Chad, Monday to Friday

when the weekend came, big busty Heidi

he’d perform cabaret

with his cock tucked away

and a back, sack and crack to stay tidy

 

 

 

Unknown's avatarAuthor MichaelPosted on November 30, 2018November 29, 2018Categories limericksTags confusing tags, depression, dieting, fat, get well soon, humour, inappropriate, limerick, poetry, sex, silly6 Comments on Friday limerick.

Thursday. Limerick. Go.

It’s something I guess

Thursday.  Limerick.  Go.

Once a fellow not great at biology

should have researched ‘fore attending proctology

Turned out quite the surprise

when doc said, open wide

for his cold hands, offered an apology

 

 

Unknown's avatarAuthor MichaelPosted on November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Categories limericksTags confusing tags, depression, dieting, fat, get well soon, humour, inappropriate, limerick, poetry, sex, silly2 Comments on Thursday. Limerick. Go.

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