Body builder, Chad, Monday to Friday
when the weekend came, big busty Heidi
he’d perform cabaret
with his cock tucked away
and a back, sack and crack to stay tidy
Friday limerick.
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
Body builder, Chad, Monday to Friday
when the weekend came, big busty Heidi
he’d perform cabaret
with his cock tucked away
and a back, sack and crack to stay tidy
Afterwards 
If I tried to get my sack waxed I’m pretty sure they would call the police on me.
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lol give it a go I dare ya
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Oh man, it’d be like two eggs in a hanky.
I remember when I first learned about butthole bleaching. I had a friend who worked in a salon and she was telling me about it. I was shocked. I never knew there was such a thing. It’s a crazy world, man.
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People are just weird for sure…
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You know right I see a lot of American TV and there are always people thanking soldiers and giving it all thank you for your service etc etc but you know which people should be thanked it’s the people who wax ball sacks and bleach assholes for a living those are the real heroes. I understand that fighting the taleban is it a big deal but it doesn’t compare to trying to get the stain off of a 40-year-old asshole or removing the matted locks from a pendulous sack
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First of all, stop watching so much American TV.
Second, I cannot argue with that. They are the unsung heroes which walk among us.
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