Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Horny teenager
eyes the vacuum eagerly
he wont…but he will
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessnessHo
life eh….
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Shy wedding night bride
Red blush , blood flows to extremes
by morning less so
I don’t take many things seriously but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for BOND and SEEK. I used Love and Search. Does ‘t quite tick all the boxes but it’s something.
Grey sky and sea merge
Love lost beyond horizons
searching and waiting
eyes closed she feels cold waves crash
lost at sea but still she hopes
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way and this week there are two. The second to get the taste of the first out of your mouth.
Body close to hers
warm hands on cold clammy skin
necrophiliac
quick read this
Close the curtains please
late night fridge trip, body shows
need to bleach my eyes
Both serious and playful. The Japanese would not approve
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Second amendment
It’s your right to bare arms
and murder school kids.
Seems there was another school shooting in Kentucky. Seriously people…
Clown. Joyful japing
smiles on the face of children
but dying inside
and maybe one more
Evening on red wine
Glug glug glug glass after glass
mouth like a sex doll
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessness
Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
they sing his praises
Peace in the name of their god
and then rape children
Harsh but true. I think it’s about time people stopped using the phrase ‘Child Abuse’ and call it what it is. Child Rape. Yeah, you know who they are…
Fairly obvious this one I think.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Click. Weather channel
soaring temperatures forecast
sploosh. Need new trousers.
Actirasty
Yup, turns out some people get all splooshy and feel aroused by the sun’s rays. Living in England I guess there is very little chance of me exploding all over my good work trousers because of a prolonged period of pleasant weather. I don’t really know how this one works to be honest. Is sun burn the holy grail of acrirastists? Is sun screen a major turnoff?
Maybe this is made up. But then it can’t be as it’s on the internet and the internet doesn’t lie.
Kids. Honestly.
My dear children
I want the best for you but…
some days you are thick
Sorry thats the best I can do. It is ten to ten and the eldest just told me he needs 6 sheets of filo, ricotta and spring onions for school tomorrow. I want nothing more to shout and protest and stomp my feet as I was about to get in bed after this post but now I am off to the Tesco just up the road. If they dont have it then I am going to the store in the next town. But that’s ok right because I am an awesome dad.
I don’t feel it, I want to make him get dressed and go himself. Oh, did I mention it’s snowing? Yeah. Loads. Id happily watch him drag his forgetful arse out in a blizzard and drive behind him shouting valuable life lessons out the window.
I can just imagine his snow chilled little face pleading to get in the car as I bellow instructions about how to put up a shelf an how to make a good first impression.
What is more annoying though is that I knew it was food tech tomorrow and forgot to check what he needs. So really I need to shout at myself. But I am way past learning.
Stupid idiots the lot of us. Right, where are my clothes I better get dressed again.
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
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Feel the balance baby!
Monday curry night
Bravado demands more heat
Hot toilet regrets
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous.
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessness
Haiku challenge using press and touch…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
Cold winds press my cheeks
icy fingers painting white
earth feels winters touch.
Yeah see and you thought it would be all weird because it was press and touch right. Something along the lines of…
an unwelcomed touch
my name is kevin spacey
“pervert!” say the press
But I am better than that. I am. Honest.
Feel the balance baby!
Sweet scent of young love
In full bloom, unwatered
withers to nothing
see I can kinda do a normal one…
smile creeps across face
others wear mask of disgust
each loves his own farts
Aah that’s better. A little balance restored to the force…
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous.
More stuff from my brain meat…
Charlie’s Journey – OWPC Challenge
Deep and insightfully insightfulnessness
Fairly obvious this one I think.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Razor discarded
nature in all her glory
rum rampant run free
Pubephilia
So turns out it is the arousal to pubic hair. Now I don’t know not whether folk are excited by particular styles, they might well be, I didn’t research much further than that. It is fairly obvious the route it would go down, starting at brazilians and ending in the use of the phrase ‘classic 70’s muff’. I wont waste anyone’s time.
All things do not happen for a reason. They just happen.
Aah, those chipper people who always find something positive to say no matter what. You know them right, the “everything happens for a reason” crowd. Mostly I find that they say this because a world where terrible things happen just cannot surely reconcile with what they believe. Not sure that catching aids from a blood transfusion happens for a reason myself, and no there is surely no good reason that a kid gets molested or a suicide bomber blows up a bus.
All things don’t happen for a reason, that’s a load of bollocks. Terrible things happen, that’s just part of life. It isn’t part of some big plan so stop telling me it is because your belief system cannot explain how such terrible things can happen otherwise.
I don’t take many things seriously but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly.
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday
I don’t take many things seriously as you probably know but I am going to make a concerted effort to do Colleen’s challenges properly when I do them. I have scant regard for the correct use of haiku and tanka and often do such beastly things to them but I think it is also important to show appreciation for the little blighters because they are so fabulous when done right.
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for GUIDE and DESTINATION. I used MAP then STEER and INTENTION then DESIGN. And its about change so that is another box ticked, and it is in the first person kind of maybe so I am thinking I have the structure and subject just about nailed if nothing else.
A path less travelled
raw emotions unchartedn
no map or compass
No intention or outcome
passenger to circumstance
Heart, fragile design
it races headlong unchecked
wildly, no steer
Until rest, satisfaction
contented at journeys end
Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…
Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.
hope springs eternal
like magic it inspires
until you give up
Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.
She feels the magic
first impressions electric
and hopes he’s not gay
Hmm no still a bit dour
Walt’s magic kingdom
bringing hope for sick children
a treat before death
Oh I think maybe I should just give up today. There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.
😉
what a mess!
Whilst I don’t dress up I do love me a great Con, and there is a quite wonderful feeling when you’re surrounded by people just like you. There are round bellied bearded men as far as the eye can see and you cannot swing a Schrodinger’s cat without clobbering a bespectacled comic-based t-shirt wearing geek.
If you’ve never been to one you should go, because they really do embody the very best in people. There is a distinct lack of wankers, twats, dicks, racist, -phobes or utter prats.
what a mess!
Guess what I did today
what a mess!
I don’t mean offence.
Instead of stopping these it was suggested that I simply do one a week instead. I’m sure you know which one this is right …
Only got one arm?
tell me you were born like that
I need a moment
Hey I don’t mean me there okay just a metaphorical me in the name of the haiku. The more I research this stuff the more bizarre it gets. I get that the heart wants what the heart wants and a very good friend mine, a strapping handsome lad of 6ft plus, is married to a hunchback dwarf. She is lovely and they have been together forever, have a kid and have always seemed very much in love and rather happy.
Now I dont think he’s with her because of the differences though, he doesn’t seem the type of chap. Then again I might not know him at all and he might be a right dirty bastard who only wants her because of her hump and short stature and loves nothing more than twirling her around at the end of a long day.
Hmm. Nah, she wouldnt let him shes rather feisty. And, if it was a proper fetish I reckon he would need more than one hunchback dwarf in his life.
Oh it’s all very confusing.
Teratophilia is the arousal to the congenitally deformed
Guess what I did today
Let’s lower the tone shall we…
The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans. Okay they’re senryu at best but ‘Screw you Senryu’ doesn’t work as well.
First time, loves young dream
She sends a note: I need you
He arrives early
Just a little something to lighten the mood…
The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans. Okay they’re senryu at best but ‘Screw you Senryu’ doesn’t work as well.
Cold sweats eyes water
home made tikka masala
misjudged the spicing
Just a little something to lighten the mood…
The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans. Okay they’re senryu at best but ‘Screw you Senryu’ doesn’t work as well.
curse of beige trousers
urinal awaits hungry
a splashback nightmare
Just a little something to lighten the mood…
The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans. Okay they’re senryu at best but ‘Screw you Senryu’ doesn’t work as well.
Children wriggling
You sure you don’t need the loo?
that’s the toilet dance…
Afterwards 