Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sneak & Night

Let’s keep it simple shall we.

Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows

Loves light calls at night

young heart sneaks in, passions burn

wrong room, fondles mum

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/03/05/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-191-sneaknight/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Zen & Noise

Let’s keep it simple shall we.

Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows

German Aunt insists

“Keep down ze noise and zen you

shall have ze bratwuurst”

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/02/19/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-189-zennoise/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Quick & Slip

I’m sure he chooses these words to test my self restraint.

Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

 

geriatric slip

how quick their hips dislocate

like well cooked chickens

 

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Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Shy & Blush

life eh….

Ronovan provides the words. Then a haiku follows. Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

Shy wedding night bride

Red blush , blood flows to extremes

by morning less so

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/02/05/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-187-shyblush/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Body & Close

Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way and this week there are two.  The second to get the taste of the first out of your mouth.

 

Body close to hers

warm hands on cold clammy skin

necrophiliac

 

quick read this

 

Close the curtains please

late night fridge trip, body shows

need to bleach my eyes

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/29/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-186-bodyclose/

 

 

 

 

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Sing & Peace

Don’t like it? That’s because it’s true.

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

 

they sing his praises

Peace in the name of their god

and then rape children

 

Harsh but true.  I think it’s about time people stopped using the phrase ‘Child Abuse’ and call it what it is.  Child Rape.  Yeah, you know who they are…

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/22/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-185-singpeace/

 

 

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Press and Touch

Haiku challenge using press and touch…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

Cold winds press my cheeks

icy fingers painting white

earth feels winters touch.

Yeah see and you thought it would be all weird because it was press and touch right.  Something along the lines of…

an unwelcomed touch

my name is kevin spacey

“pervert!” say the press

But I am better than that.  I am.  Honest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/15/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-184-presstouch/

 

 

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Magic and Hope

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

 

hope springs eternal

like magic it inspires

until you give up

Oh lordy that was a bit bleak wasn’t it.

She feels the magic

first impressions electric

and hopes he’s not gay

Hmm no still a bit dour

Walt’s magic kingdom

bringing hope for sick children

a treat before death

Oh I think maybe I should just give up today.   There was such potential for merriment and hope and things of beauty.  

😉

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/08/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-183-magichope/

Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge: Singe & Deep

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

 

I’ll try to singe them…

Deep subcutaneous burns

Can’t kill crabs with fire.

https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/01/01/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-182-singedeep/

Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Nightmare & Horror

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

Ronovan provides the words.  Then a haiku follows.  Though mine are kinda haiku in form only and I believe senryu in every other way.

A knock at the door

unexpected guest nightmare

Horror, fake good will

https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/12/25/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-181-nightmarehorror/

Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Slow & Burns

Haiku challenge using ‘Short’ and ‘Sexy’. I feel I may be being set up…

It’s time for another of Ronovan’s haiku challenges.

Slow and sensual

lights dimmed, Kenny G playing

blissful carpet burns

 

https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/12/18/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-180-slowburn/

 

Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Smooth & Hand

After a couple of days off I think I will just ease back into things with some silly Japanese poetry thingies.

I have learned over time that these are more senryu than haiku, but hey-ho they’re mostly the right syllable count, which is something I guess.   

 

Ron’s haiku challenge

Use ‘Smooth’ and ‘Hand’.  I snigger.

So bloody childish.

 

Smooth silken bonds, tight

Powerless, cedes upper hand

Safe-words: ‘It’s too big!”

 

Smooth hands tell a tale

Soft as a babies bottom

The world’s worse builder

 

Think that’ll do don’t you…

Ronovon’s Haiku Challenge: Spooky & Night

I do rather like a good haiku challenge. Gives me something to defile, because I do rather like a jolly good defiling.

2 words.  Haiku.  Simples.

 

Spooky chilling ghoul

at night hovers over me

god, put make up on

 

Spooky spectral fright

whispers in the dead of night

noise under my bed

 

Spooky tap…tap…tap…

light on cutting through the night

clown at the window

 

spooky child’s giggles

patter of feet in the night

baby died last year


 

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Ronovan’s Weekly Haiku Challenge: Wrong & Touch

You know this will be inappropriate, I cannot help myself and I simply can’t deny the base creature that I am…

I can’t ignore a good haiku challenge.  It will be uncomfortable going I am sure, but when it comes to inappropriate touching I will inevitably say things  that some will not like.

 

Disciples of Christ

Touching children.   It’s not wrong

if no one finds out

 

breathless lusting touch

is it wrong if it feels right?

cousin got pregnant

 

He wants to touch you

wrong? No, no –  you asked for it.

Rapey old POTUS

 

Nope…all just a bit too easy.


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Ronovan Writes’ Haiku Challenge :Lake & Calm

You know the drill. Small Japanese poems using the words Lake and Calm. Go!

Two words, endless possibilities.

Lake: Silver and gold

Calm descends at fall of day

a tranquil mirror

or perhaps a Tanka…

Calm I watch the lake

The body is well weighed down

she won’t resurface

Endless possibilities

Best call the insurance folk

What about

boat adrift, calm lake

waves lapping at the shoreline

drunken fishing trip

Maybe a teeny weeny haiku

calm water

at camp crystal lake

Boo Jason

Happy Monday!

 


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Haiku Challenge – Silk and Skin

Haiku, tanka, what more could u want…

Another week another Ronovan writes Haiku challenge.  Haiku, Tanka, Haibun…they’re all options.


I do like these, they allow me to explore the good, the bad and the downright ugly when it comes to my ability to write minuscule Japanese style poems.

Lets start with the 3/5/3 Haiku and do something quite obvious.

 

Silk on skin

a sweet summer breeze

cooling wind

 

Now for a right old defiling

 

Silk against my skin

caressing me as I move

I love the wife’s pants

Okay maybe a Tanka now.  Thats the old Haiku with two more lines added on of 7 syllables each because …well why the hell not!

 

Her skin is like silk

Caressing her, pulse racing

winter frosted breath

Oh wait I’m still wearing gloves

Think she needs a new razor

 

It’s something I guess.  Happy Tuesday!


 

Mouse and Cat

Scratch – Daily prompt

Harold

Haiku Challenge – Sweet and Scent

Haiku, tanka, what more could u want…

Another week another Ronovan writes Haiku challenge.  Haiku, Tanka, Haibun…they’re all options.


I do like these, they allow me to explore the good, the bad and the downright ugly when it comes to my ability to write minuscule Japanese style poems.

Lets start with the 3/5/3 Haiku and do something quite obvious.

Oh Sweet blossom

a springtime bouquet

scent divine

Normally I like to defile the haiku and try and make them humorous because they can be such frightfully serious things.

 

Sweet scent alluring

filling me with a hunger

she smells like sausage

We all like sausage right?  Apart from vegetarians obviously.  And quite a lot of religious types.  Okay, I like sausage.

 

She smiles sickly sweet

Best friend, her scent alluring

then texts your husband

We all know the type right.  

 

Okay maybe a Tanka.  Thats the old Haiku with two more lines added on of 7 syllables each because, let’s be honest, 17 syllables is just not enough sometimes.

Bright summer bee buzz

sweet floral scent delicious

white clouds in blue skies

plaid picnic blankets outstretched

warm sunshine on soft pink skin

 

It’s something I guess.  Happy Thursday!


TJ’s Household Haiku – Earth and Whirlwind

After Dark Haiku – 25/9/2017

Screw You Haiku 11/9/17

 

Haiku Challenge – Hope and Stay

Ronovan’s weekly haiku challenge – Hope and Stay

Let’s start with a haiku or two shall shall we.  The rules do let me play with synonyms which I might explore too.


In my heart you’ll stay

you drift into the darkness

hope of afterlife

 

seems a bit serious..

walked her home tonight

Invited in for coffee

hope she lets me stay

 

another maybe

 

husband caught, hope lost

empty promises to change

if you let him stay

 

All very serious…maybe a Tanka

See Maurice eating

watch him gorge on cheese in bed

eats cake in the night

Where can he get new trousers

ones with the elastic waist

 

Hmmm….not really feeling it. 

 


These ones we kind of funny if you fancy more

 


https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/08/14/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-162-hopestay/