Screw You Haiku 11/9/17

Proof that haiku do not always have to be serious…


The life of the clown

by day bringing joy, by night

he’s under your bed


night time toilet trip

lights out, think I saw a clown

run back to bed scared


Long hair and tight jeans

he watches her walk and lusts

bugger, it’s a bloke!


hot tea before bed

up three times throughout the night

Damn old man’s bladder!


One drink after work

woke up in the back garden

bloody sambuca!


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