I have learned over time that these are more senryu than haiku, but hey-ho they’re mostly the right syllable count, which is something I guess.
Ron’s haiku challenge
Use ‘Smooth’ and ‘Hand’. I snigger.
So bloody childish.
Smooth silken bonds, tight
Powerless, cedes upper hand
Safe-words: ‘It’s too big!”
Smooth hands tell a tale
Soft as a babies bottom
The world’s worse builder
Think that’ll do don’t you…