Tag: sex

A fine fellow of good reputation

met a comely young lass at the station

dark intentions revealed

in the tunnel she squealed

“Choo choo baby” with wild exclaimation

Once this lass met this redneck called Ted

Who she caught with his father in bed

she was not one to judge

Let alone bear a grudge

So shacked up with his mother instead

English teacher with nasty affliction

Burns, not from fire but from friction

She stayed late after class

head teacher made a pass

So she gave him a hand with his diction

Once a baker from North Carolina

ladies said his baguette, there’s none finer

his sweet buns were divine

his iced fingers sublime

and his footlong was quite the headliner

An unfortunate chap from Rawlpindi

who found curry and rice made him windy

poppadoms made him toot

on his foul anal flute

nicknamed ‘Dasta’ quite rightly in hindi

Once a highlander, sporraned and kilted

at the alter was left sad and jilted

as his dear wife to be

liked them bigger you see

found him not at all large and quite wilted

Oh this fellow I know got this rash

from this chap he molested for cash cash

cos he wanted a treat

but to keep it discreet

and to not let his wife know, the trash

Once a fellow brought up in the Valley

Who went clubbing and met steaming Sally

They canoodled and kissed

Danced, ate, drank and got pissed

Got caught naked by cops down an alley

Once a lass felt her life was so missing

intimacy and loving and kissing

met a chap in the park

dated, soon turned quite dark

went from petting to bondage and pissing

What an insanely busy few weeks here.  I have had little chance to do a great deal at all and I am missing writing and will hopefully be back to normal in just over a week.  Rugby season has started and I have a couple of festivals to organise and have been travelling a wee bit with work so the days seem to have escaped me…

A chap that I know had a prude

of a wife who was not fond of nude

fornication instead

she insisted that bed

was for rest and not anything rude

A sweet creature most kind and demure

found the draw of dark things quite a lure

now she cant get enough

hair pulled, spanked and done rough

fish hooked, choked and abused oh for sure

A quite elegant classical beauty

had a boyfriend who tried to get fruity

with her holes was obsessed

whether naked or dressed

be it mouth, twixt her thighs or her booty

Once a lass of dark urges called Grace

Would find men any time any place

She would take a full load

Squeal for delight, they’d explode

With great gusto all over her face