Once a highlander, sporraned and kilted
at the alter was left sad and jilted
as his dear wife to be
liked them bigger you see
found him not at all large and quite wilted
Eat my limerick
Meh…
Meh…
Once a highlander, sporraned and kilted
at the alter was left sad and jilted
as his dear wife to be
liked them bigger you see
found him not at all large and quite wilted
Afterwards 