A fellow who cheated, contrite
Hoped his wife would forgive him, she might
Reach down deep in her heart
And they’d have a new start
But she lopped off his cock in the night
The eye watering course of life and love
A fellow who cheated, contrite
Hoped his wife would forgive him, she might
Reach down deep in her heart
And they’d have a new start
But she lopped off his cock in the night
If only we were like the birds
She’s free as a bird
morning song and wings take flight
Shits on men from trees

It’s something I guess…
A poetry lover called Jake
For a muse how his body did ache
To inspire to great things
Let his words soar on wings
And perhaps a fine bottom to shake
Gabe gasped loudly, Stella tracing the duster from neck to unbuttoned jeans…
Written in response to the ‘Feathers’ prompt. 99 words, no more, no less.
Gabe gasped loudly, Stella tracing the duster from neck to unbuttoned jeans.
“Quiet,“ she whispered, fingering his lip. “You’ve been a dirty boy. You need cleaning.”
Gabe nodded obediently. “Yes, Ive been so dirty.”
Desire coursed through them. Eyes locked. They burst into fits of laughter.
“Kiss your mother with that mouth?“ Gabe joked.
A feint but familiar child’s cry sounded from next door.
“Oh well. Looks like were sharing the bed love,” said Stella, kissing Gabe tenderly.
“Ill take the spare room,“ said Gabe smiling.
Stella tossed him the feather duster. “Take that, the corners need doing.“
One for the lovers out there
Lovers spice things up
If it not meant to fit there
Don’t put things inside

Gluten tolerant!!!!
There once was a woman from France
Asked a baker to go to a dance
As she really did want
His baguette and croissant
And his perfectly shaped vol-aux-vents
XXX filth…enjoy
What once were endless summer days, and tender nights not counted
Sweetest whispers, love unbridled, days drift by embraced
And 69 more ways your soft pink flesh was nightly mounted
And your skin glowed with the blush of love’s seed spilled upon your face
The heart quickened, loins wet, thickened, hair pulled, lost souls intertwined
Gimp mask, red room, 12 inch pseudo love meat, I am yours and you are mine.
So spent, we lay in sheets soiled with the remnants of our love
we fit like trains into a tunnel, like large hand into small glove
And when no lube can dampen, when blue pills can not revive
Will we shuffle from this mortal coil, our passions still alive
Somewhere far beyond these night time stars that we once watched together,
Shall our memories drift slowly into inky black forever
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U is for…
I tore the pages from the book
that holds the story of our lives
of darker times that might have been
and in their place I wrote these words
my promises to you.
Not to forget each day to live
and love and laugh and treasures mine
to hold most dear and know their worth
and thanks with grateful heart I give
all that I have to you.
When sunset paints with flames of red
the words we wrote on pristine page
We loved though time will pass us by
as stories gather dust upon
life’s shelf where now we lay.
one before bed time?.
Alone she stands and silent mourns
Snow whipped about her feet
Dreams buried in a grave of lies
Air foul where once was sweet
And tears streaming down her cheeks
Fists clenched, jaw resolute
A rage inside pushed deep down low
Her screams once wild now mute
The trust now lost the joy departed
Cold earth on loves corpse piled
No rose she lays no prayers she speaks
Wipes her face, then turns, and smiles
To all the things that we once were
The brightness of the things that were
Like summer sun warm on the skin
Now shadows cast, and blind her gaze
And endless days to night give way
Until they set, horizons crimson
Set ablaze just one last time
No more remembers, dawn will come
Follows the embers, She remembers him no more
And light once more reveals her beauty
Safe in the warmth, new days embrace
…
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word salad
Though eyes grow dim and final sunset calls
you ever still remain as bright as care free summers days.
And soft warm smile my heart delights one final evermore
and no regret, not one, no single moment would I trade.
.
Upon my door the darkness hurled
and screams to steal first kiss and each one since
though splintered wood lay all about my feet
protected, each defended to the last.
.
And when I lay upon the cold and unforgiving stone
hands crossed upon my fiersome pounding breast
you call me home and no more will I fight
and drift to sleep at last within your arms
…
…
Fancy another of these?
If lost, the things I hold most dear,
these minutes, hours, months and years
that helter skelter through my mind
With all I am, swim intertwined,
The loss of you the thing I truly fear
…
Still I would cling, with fingertips
that were your name ripped from my lips
that in that place of darkest sky
not knowing where or when or why
Back to my mind Your memory might slip
…
And once again this love would taste
and life renewed, new memories make
this destiny once more to live
In equal parts to take and give
And feel the lessening of heart’s cold ache
Limerick o’clock…
Southern chap, needin’ some lovin’
Had a thing with his buxom young cousin
Made a freak, quite inbred
With 3 arms,half a head
Put a coudin/son bun in her oven…
D is for stuff, right?
Give me the D, or is it he that surely D deserves
And surely something so profound needs more to calm the nerves
For D , you see, can be what he, or she or we desire
While we presume for our own good
this D would give what a bee should
in sweetness, sticky and sublime
I fight to keep this D of mine
And stake a claim and over time
will learn to be the he who sees the D
and thinks, perhaps it’s not for me
and O-M-G feel free to see that we can be
A he, him, she without the need forD and what might be
More words. Going to be a month of words. Wordy words…
These are the days that we remember
When thoughts like fog drift into night
Still clear, like endless summer skies
Amid confusion, doubts and lies
Without a doubt, still bold, they shine so very clear and bright
…
We are the memories they see, when at the very end
The final thoughts, the sweetest times
Unmarked by ticking time or tide
The hearts that beat where lovers hide
Kept safe in song and word and rhyme
….
Here in this place we will be seen
And felt where longing is fulfilled
By force of will if all else fails
For love abides and hopoe prevails
For hearts at closing of the day find peace in love, strong willed
And there we see who we could surely be
How do I love thee? Not standing apparently…
Oh how love changes
Ebbs and flows like surging tides
Thoughts hidden, revealed
Mmmmm toast….
Hearts once connected
Oh how tastes change over time
Cravings unfulfilled

Eyewatering…
An amorous lad, Jeff from Devon
Met a girl and he promised her heaven
Fraught with amorous sighs
Reached aroused twixt her things
Turns out not quite a Kate, but a Kevin
Can you taste it?
Unbridled passion
When not coupled with hygiene
Oft leaves a bad taste

A few silly words
Brian looked into his wife’s eyes and sighed.
“I’m so sorry it ended like this” he said “I wanted it to work but I realise we want different things.”
Carla said nothing, staring back expressionless.
“I know” Brian continued. “I know it’s my fault I just…”
Brian paused, he had hoped for something. Anything.
“Fine, just fine” he said picking up his shovel and tipping soil over Carla’s already stiffening body. “Silent treatment it is…”
Amazonian lass with a fetish
Would see dwarfs and become rather wettish
Pygmies gave such delight
Kept her moist through the night
Watching ‘Wizard of Oz’ left her peckish.
Damn, missed valentines day…
Oh won’t you let me climb inside you
Let me wear you like a skin
And to feel your heart a beating
And to touch you from within.
.
What you see I want to witness
When you hear ill hear it too
When you nap ill snooze inside you
Let me be there when you poo.
.
From your innards i can feel you
As I’m nestled in between
I can feel your pain quite clearly
‘Twixt your liver and your spleen
.
Oh let me crawl right up inside you
Wont you let me show u love
There inside your flesh and sinew
Let me wear you like a glove
.
My desire knows no limits
And my love is absolute
Here its warm and wet and safe
Inside my juicy love skin suit
.
Words and more words
I made for you a garden
From the stars I stole from cloudless skies
And deep within earth’s warm embrace
Sprung forth as tears streamed down your face
And quiet you sat in this place
And waited patiently
Each passing day under the skies
With hope, new shoots turned into bloom
And brightly shine when sunset falls
Until the light like beacon calls
These shards of nightfall, heart enthrals
From shadows setting free
And with the seasons turning, living
Pass full circle, gold to green
Hearts warmed by light unwavering
And beauty bright, sweet savouring
Sweet tears of heaven favouring
Forever comforts thee
A love addled fellow called Victor
Knew this lass, in his dreams kissed and licked her
But she flatly refused
To be courted or woo’d
So alone, wanks to her facebook picture
More rambling words…
These memories, like trinkets long discarded, out of reach
And though I search elusive they remain
With faded paint, and gold hue once so bright now dim
Ensnared with such a wonderous pull now seems like pointless whim
You held it in your hand, I think, though cannot be so sure
For memories aren’t always believed
And where I saw it last slips through cold, frail grasping fingers
And names once tripped from sparkling tongue, now only in fog lingers
Instinct pricked, elusive elements of something once so sure
This certainty, now possible or maybe
I search, I know it’s to be found, so close, so very near
This trinket, bauble, well loved toy, that now seems oh so dear
AB