Oh little Donkey
With your precious Christmas load
And murderous thoughts
Screw you Xmas haiku…1
|One a day for your holiday displeasure
Tag: dark humour
Ooh look at me being all topical!
Topical, insightful an getting to the heart of the subjects that really matter
If you’ve read any of me then you may well know I like to dabble in inappropriate haiku and limericks. I know some of the subject matter is a little awkward but work with me…now and then I stumble upon one that’s actually quite good.
Michael
A few limericks to start…
Kim-Jun and Donald so hot
For each other though they insist not
But I reckon they would
If only they could
Not get caught making love high on pot
Single dad collects guns for a hobby
Had a son known as Bob, Rob or Robbie
But alas now he’s dead
Fatal shot to the head
From a gun he found primed in the lobby
Poverty, nukes, death and drought
Why leave home, I am not going out
At TV I sit glaring
but I’m really past caring
Time for curry in bed with a stout
African crisis I never
have seen such despair no not ever
Drought, pain loss, Civil War
HIV, death and more
But hey, least they’ve got lovely weather
And a few haiku for good measure…
Eighteen convicted
North East children now safer
Pretty prison mouths
Head down crossed the road
He never saw it coming
Bus grill needs cleaning
Photo courtesy of pixabay
More miserable and inappropriate limericks – Not for the kiddies
Limericks about the darker side of life….Today I think I shall perhaps write about sexual harassment in the work place.
Limericks about the darker side of life….Today I think I shall perhaps write about sexual harassment in the work place, prison abuse and the evils of drugs. All of which I know absolutely nothing. Remember, It’s not big and it’s not clever…any of this.
A lass at our work called Tallulah
Approached a young lad with a ruler
proclaimed “Three and a half”
He:”You’re having a laugh,
and it’s cold so do not let that fool ya”!
A young lad caught fiddling the books
got locked up with the rapists and crooks
spent his days filled with dread
frightful thoughts in his head
pretty mouth, lovely hair, rugged looks
A woman I knew, Enid Black
smoked some weed for an ache in her back
then she dabbled in coke
which she got from “some bloke”
Now spends all day selling boobies for crack
There was another here but I think it goes too far but I struggle with boundaries…so if you choose to read it you have to scroll and scroll and scroll.
Want to read more of my stuff? No. Don’t blame you, no offence taken.
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/29/a-collection-of-miserable-limericks/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/probing-a-cautionary-tale/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/03/first-blog-post/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/we-unlikely-few/
Husband wants rape sex role play
“Bloody hell no!” says wifey “No way!”
“That the spirit!” he cries
all ‘Trumpesque’ grabs her thighs
Now hes single, in jail, wife turned gay
Afterwards 