Limericks about the darker side of life….Today I think I shall perhaps write about sexual harassment in the work place, prison abuse and the evils of drugs. All of which I know absolutely nothing. Remember, It’s not big and it’s not clever…any of this.
A lass at our work called Tallulah
Approached a young lad with a ruler
proclaimed “Three and a half”
He:”You’re having a laugh,
and it’s cold so do not let that fool ya”!
A young lad caught fiddling the books
got locked up with the rapists and crooks
spent his days filled with dread
frightful thoughts in his head
pretty mouth, lovely hair, rugged looks
A woman I knew, Enid Black
smoked some weed for an ache in her back
then she dabbled in coke
which she got from “some bloke”
Now spends all day selling boobies for crack
There was another here but I think it goes too far but I struggle with boundaries…so if you choose to read it you have to scroll and scroll and scroll.
Want to read more of my stuff? No. Don’t blame you, no offence taken.
Husband wants rape sex role play
“Bloody hell no!” says wifey “No way!”
“That the spirit!” he cries
all ‘Trumpesque’ grabs her thighs
Now hes single, in jail, wife turned gay