Tag: inappropriate

Once a chap with a nasty sore back

took some weed for pain which lead to crack

now sells ass for a high

pay, he’ll milk you quite dry

for a tenner he’ll empty your sack

 

Christmas looms very near on horizon

and the kids make their lists, things they’re prizin’

let the feeding begin

’till I grow a new chin

and my waist it increases in sizin’

Once a chap with a loin stiffening craving

for large women with beards, he’d start raving

Hed explode with a splash

at a chick with a tash

hairy chins get him badly behaving

 

A young couple who’s love sadly soured

when he one night found himself devoured

he was drunk he insists

after penis and fists

found himself rather anally deflowered

Once a POTUS most surely deranged

gropes your wife, says the climates not changed

migrant hordes on the way

they’ll be here any day

and that Clinton’s quite clearly to blame

Once a man with quite bad diabetes

could not resist cake, chocs or sweeties

With abandon he’d feast

till his piss smelled like yeast

and he lost all the toes from his feeties

 

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I have no idea if ones piss smells like yeast if one is diabetic I just rathee renjoyed the line…

 

 

 

 

A young couple with dreams and such hope

Went to shit ‘cos of booze, sex and dope

He would drink, shit the bed

so she’d hump his mate Ted

and would pop round next door for a grope

 

 

 

 

Once a man, quite incredibly fat

rather lonely got himself a cat

but one day when it slept

he sat down, and then wept

as the poor little bugger went splat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evil cross dressing grocer with candy

would lure kids to his van dressed as Mandy

Now he’s used by the felons

who adore his plump melons

and abuse him each night, ain’t that dandy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a health kick this bloke from Mauritius

drank his own sperm, claimed it was nutritious

and so good for his skin

and it kept him quite thin

milked himself three times daily, delicious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s this fellow who get’s most excited

in his trousers, his loins quite ignited

by the arches and heels

at the sight how he squeals

runs his tongue ‘twixt the toes quite delighted

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once a lass from the south of the Andes

got aroused on a couple of shandies

when on wine, lust devine

glass of port, 69

and my god what she’d do when on brandy’s

 

 

 

 

Once a vet who her work loved intensely

got quite heated, loved gerbils immensely

hamsters so made her sweat

guinea pigs made her wet

and with rabbits gets quite over friendly